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Zia Yusuf gives me the ick

Rather like Andy Burnham, you can imagine a younger version of Zia Yusuf being sent into Love Island in the third week – when things are getting a...

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How I learnt to stop worrying and love pessimism

I was on friendly terms with Rod Liddle for quite a few decades. He applied for the job I got when I was 17 at the New Musical Express, which kicked...

15.08.2026 20

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Jason Arday and the terrible truth about students

When I was a young punk, my favourite badge (we loved badges!) was a big white one which a reader sent me and which simply read I HATE STUDENTS YEAH!...

11.08.2026 40

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The hypocrisy of Dawn French

In the interests of complete candour, I should reveal that Dawn French and I have had ‘beef’ (and how suitable that word is, as we were both...

07.08.2026 30

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Pop and politics just don’t mix

Like a lot of things, it started with Harold Wilson. This deceptively homely politician was the Queen’s first Labour leader and not reckoned to be...

01.08.2026 20

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In defence of Quentin Letts

We’re living in a golden age of parliamentary sketch writing; never have so many been made mincemeat of by so few. Our own Madeline...

31.07.2026 50

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Therapy speak is turning us into sissies

As one who’s always been keen on putting their hand up and admitting to their faults (a perverse form of boasting, I suspect) I...

24.07.2026 20

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Don't tell me boomers are just lucky - we deserve all the benefits we get

Baby boomers, the generation born between 1946 and 1964, get a lot of flak from younger generations. The argument goes that boomers had every...

14.07.2026 30

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Thomas Tuchel has done the impossible: he’s made me love the Germans

Oh Thomas Tuchel, how I love you! Unlike the last boss of the England team, Saint Gareth of Southgate, there’s no smart suit and fashionable...

13.07.2026 20

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Books / Disability is becoming the new normal

Before I became confined to a wheelchair two years ago after an operation for a spinal abscess, I’d never read a book about disability. More...

06.07.2026 30

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Books / Disability is becoming the new normal

Before I became confined to a wheelchair two years ago after an operation for a spinal abscess, I’d never read a book about disability. More...

06.07.2026 20

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Andy Burnham’s reality TV show rise

I knew that the endless hours I’d spent watching reality TV would one day stand me in good stead in my trade – and now it’s happened. For Andy...

28.06.2026 20

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Here’s to ten years of Brexit Derangement Syndrome

I didn’t fully realise how much Brexit Derangement Syndrome – the reaction to being on the losing side in the 2016 referendum – had got hold of...

23.06.2026 40

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Kim Kardashian deserves better than Lewis Hamilton

I’ve always been keen on Kim Kardashian, going right back to the earliest years of her family reality show. At one point in an over-excited piece...

13.06.2026 30

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Kim Kardashian deserves better than Lewis Hamilton

I’ve always been keen on Kim Kardashian, going right back to the earliest years of her family reality show. At one point in an over-excited piece...

13.06.2026 40

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I don’t need a lecture from my chocolate bar

Many of us have been flirted with by fruit; perhaps it can’t help being fruity, following the principles of nominative determinism. ‘PLEASE...

08.06.2026 30

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Low spirits / Your mocktail is pathetic

Mocktails. Even the name sounds dodgy. Who is this apparently innocuous canned drink mocking, pray? Probably you, if you’ve shelled out close to...

01.06.2026 30

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Peter Murrell and the pitfalls of luxury

As I’m an OAP, it’s not very often that I see an amusing online game I got into early trending online, so imagine my glee on seeing the...

29.05.2026 30

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Your mocktail is pathetic

Mocktails. Even the name sounds dodgy. Who is this apparently innocuous canned drink mocking, pray? Probably you, if you’ve shelled out close to...

28.05.2026 30

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Why I have high hopes for Wes Streeting

Regarding the possible candidates for the Labour leadership, I’ve travelled so far down the nihilistic road to nowhere that I’m afraid I judge...

16.05.2026 30

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The most upsetting thing people say to me now I am disabled

When I was in the rehabilitation hospital in the winter of 2025, one of my favourite nurses said, as she removed my night-bag one frosty morning,...

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Are any fans weirder than Michael Jackson fans?

What does a star need? A great lawyer, a good publicist, a silent plastic surgeon on speed dial – and fans, lots of them. Since the rise of...

09.05.2026 40

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Reform voters will regret turning their back on Kemi Badenoch

Like most people of my age – I’m 66 – I grew up in a time when politics was a tribal thing, like supporting a football team. My earliest...

08.05.2026 40

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Are any fans weirder than Michael Jackson fans?

What does a star need? A great lawyer, a good publicist, a silent plastic surgeon on speed dial – and fans, lots of them. Since the rise of...

07.05.2026 30

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Fan fiction / Are any fans weirder than Michael Jackson fans?

What does a star need? A great lawyer, a good publicist, a silent plastic surgeon on speed dial – and fans, lots of them. Since the rise of...

07.05.2026 30

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Fan fiction / Why are groupies so weird?

What does a star need? A great lawyer, a good publicist, a silent plastic surgeon on speed dial – and fans, lots of them. Since the rise of...

07.05.2026 40

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Why are groupies so weird?

What does a star need? A great lawyer, a good publicist, a silent plastic surgeon on speed dial – and fans, lots of them. Since the rise of...

07.05.2026 30

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I avoided friends after becoming disabled – until this wake up call

At some point in the later part of the 20th century, I had a colossal crush on the writer Will Self. I wasn’t the only one; on one memorable day,...

03.05.2026 60

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Do women really need breast reductions?

When I became wheelchair-bound at the end of 2024, the biggest change I had to deal with was not being able to walk any more on my lovely long legs....

03.05.2026 40

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People think I'm my husband's mum - so I snog him in public

Age gaps in relationships can provoke strong reactions – admiration, suspicion, even outrage. For some, they’re proof that love can transcend life...

30.04.2026 40

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Don’t whitewash Michael Jackson

We’re not used to famous pedophiles having a great talent; perhaps because all of their drive goes into their secret obsession, they’re generally...

25.04.2026 40

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Don’t whitewash Michael Jackson

We’re not used to famous paedophiles having a great talent; perhaps because all of their drive goes into their secret obsession, they’re generally...

24.04.2026 30

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Trans / Bash Back are thugs posing as victims

There are times when it seems that violence against women and girls – forever these days being hand-wrung over by useless politicians as their...

12.04.2026 40

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Bash Back are thugs posing as victims

There are times when it seems that violence against women and girls – forever these days being hand-wrung over by useless politicians as their...

11.04.2026 40

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Will Ozempic trigger a big fat divorce boom?

One of the funniest – and in my opinion, falsest – things women have long said is ‘I’m doing it for myself – not for men’ about...

08.04.2026 40

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My wheelchair makes me so jealous this time of year

It’s officially become both springtime and British Summer Time since we last spoke, and though everyone but the most miserable soul will be pleased...

02.04.2026 40

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Last laugh / Why modern ‘comedians’ like Romesh Ranganathan aren’t funny

It’s funny that the George Orwell statue outside the BBC’s Broadcasting House has a quote etched nearby from a proposed preface to Animal Farm:...

30.03.2026 40

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The shocking entitlement of Huw Edwards

There are few things more savagely amusing than a disgraced member of the BBC becoming indignant. (‘Member’ seems the oddly appropriate word,...

25.03.2026 50

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Long live the bottomless brunch

Bottomless brunch: it sounds disreputable, to start with. There’s the suggestion of indecency; that lower garments are optional, perhaps on the part...

25.03.2026 50

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A stretch too far / The bittersweet death of Lycra

There are a lot of things that Ozempic & Co. have killed business for. Weight Watchers. Diets from cabbage soup to the boiled egg. Fat-but-jolly...

21.03.2026 40

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A stretch too far / The bittersweet death of Lycra

There are a lot of things that Ozempic & Co. have killed business for. Weight Watchers. Diets from cabbage soup to the boiled egg. Fat-but-jolly...

21.03.2026 60

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The bittersweet death of Lycra

There are a lot of things that Ozempic & Co. have killed business for. Weight Watchers. Diets from cabbage soup to the boiled egg. Fat-but-jolly...

21.03.2026 50

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Jammy dodger / Spare us the girls' weekend, Meghan

I almost spat out my toast (smothered with the As Ever, The Raspberry Spread Trio – “Made To Keep On Hand And Enjoy Often,” $42...

17.03.2026 40

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Spare us the girls' weekend, Meghan

I almost spat out my toast (smothered with the As Ever, The Raspberry Spread Trio – ‘Made To Keep On Hand And Enjoy Often’ $42 – natch) in...

17.03.2026 60

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We’re all ‘sapiosexual’ now

What do you think of when you think of Jameela Jamil? (I realise that I may be talking to the wrong demographic here, but bear with me, and I...

13.03.2026 40

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We don't need Islamo-fashion

When the ghastly Lynda Snell of The Archers ‘did’ fasting last year at Ramadan in order to suck up to the new Muslim family in town, I thought...

06.03.2026 50

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People keep telling me I deserve to be disabled

During my long stay in hospital last year, my friend Katie made me laugh when she came to visit me, bringing a perfume called KARMA as a gift. Ironic,...

05.03.2026 70

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By-election / Do Gorton’s Green voters know what they’ve done?

They say you can never go home again, but if I think of my hometown of Bristol – and my adopted hometown of Brighton and Hove – the similarities...

28.02.2026 60

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Do Gorton’s Green voters know what they’ve done?

They say you can never go home again, but if I think of my hometown of Bristol – and my adopted hometown of Brighton and Hove – the similarities...

27.02.2026 40

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Eurovision has become a culture wars contest

Until around a decade back, most of us either watched the Eurovision Song Contest because it was extremely camp, or for what passed for the...

25.02.2026 40

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