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For anyone who has looked at the internet lately and felt completely out of touch, this week’s VICE Culture Club offers some clarity. The show’s...
Getting hit by a meteorite seems like one of those technically possible problems that belongs to somebody else. But a space rock blew up over Europe...
America loves a ranking, especially when it promises to tell you which city has cracked the code on being a functional human being. This time, the...
The day feels feral, revealing, and slightly impatient as desire spikes and buried irritation finally starts saying its piece.
I apologize in advance, but there’s a new phrase that’s been floating around out there to describe sexuality. “AI-sexual” is the latest one....
Women on Reddit and TikTok have spent the past year wondering whether their boyfriend is somehow making them break out, swell up, itch, burn, or end...
The day feels frayed, horny, and brutally revealing as Mercury retrograde, Venus in Aries, and the half moon press for truth.
Dating apps can be awful, we all know that. There’s the usual cycle of swiping dozens of times, getting a little glimmer of hope, only to find a red...
Sexual chemistry gets talked about like it’s some mystical force that either crashes into a room or never shows up at all. That gives people a nice,...
Fix one small annoyance today, stargazer. Tiny stuff piles up, and suddenly we’re snapping at the wrong person.
Some people treat a bedroom playlist like a sacred text. Others throw on whatever algorithmic slow jam wanders into the room and hope for the best. A...
Flying with checked luggage always involves a tiny act of faith. You hand a stranger your belongings, watch them disappear on a belt, and trust that...
Expect honest conversations and overdue apologies. Keep boundaries strong and don’t let impulse run the show today.
Watching a miniature Porsche-style car drift with an adult driver inside causes a strange cognitive dissonance. The proportions look absolutely silly,...
It’s an all-too-common situation. Someone texts back a 3-word reply, cancels plans, then pops up with a “hey stranger” that makes you smile way...
Orcas have a reputation for being the ocean’s smartest, meanest overachievers. They hunt in teams, teach their young, and sometimes wear salmon as...
This week puts a few pretty delusions on life support. Mercury retrograde scrambles timing and wording, Venus meeting Saturn adds a hard edge to love...
We can all thank NASA for giving us one less thing to absolutely panic about. The near-Earth asteroid called 2024 YR4, the one that got tagged a...
Flirting used to be a human skill, for better and worse. Now you can finesse a prompt in ChatGPT and call it “confidence.” A new survey from...
Father Luis Ramirez Almanza is running an exorcism training course in Rome in May, and he’s giving it a very 2026 theme. He wants clergy and faith...
Zoë Lescaze decided she wanted to become a sharpshooter. She also decided to begin from the most humble starting point possible—having never even...
Imagine dating someone who says he loves ambitious women, then follows it up with “a wife should obey.” That contradiction lives in new survey...
Flirting can make you forget how to be normal. You either clam up and stare at your drink, or you turn into someone who’s trying way too hard. The...
Most people’s fantasy life is a lot more normal than their shame spiral wants them to believe. You can pay taxes on time, make a respectable salad,...
There’s always someone who walks into a new job and gets instant credibility. No introduction, no actual proof, no awkward warm-up. Just the face...
Plans may wobble, feelings may spike. Keep it simple, stargazer: direct questions, strong boundaries, zero overexplaining.
You know that feeling when a date goes well, and your brain immediately starts acting like it’s in a relationship. You’re not even delusional,...
At the 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival in Al Musanaa, Oman, officials disqualified 20 camels after veterinary inspections flagged cosmetic...
Big relationship disasters are easy to spot. Cheating. Yelling. Finding a late-night text that makes your stomach drop. Couples therapy spends a lot...
Soft cheating is what happens when someone swears they’re faithful but still keeps a little side channel of flirtation going. Nothing “official”...
Let actions do the talking today. Words can be slippery, especially when expectations are high and patience low.
Beer pong has two likely outcomes. You either feel like a legend for eight minutes, or you wake up with a mouth that tastes like pennies and regret. A...
Dating apps have put people on a sad, bleak train of autopilot. Swipe, swipe, swipe, get a match, feel briefly alive, then watch the conversation die...
When confusion shows up, ask for specifics and wait. The answer arrives through actions, not extended explanations.
It’s a crazy-making gray area when you’re seeing someone, and you can’t tell if they’re into you the same way. You’re getting enough...
Sex is already fun. The problem is everything your brain drags into bed with you: your inbox, your insecurities, that one weird comment someone made...
The sex was great. Not “sure, I guess,” great. Actually great. The bliss doesn’t last, though, because five minutes later, you’re lying there...
Virgo eclipse energy notices every loose end. Close one loop, cancel one drain, and give your brain a break.
Soft men have always existed. Pop culture just spent a long time pretending they weren’t hot. The 2000s and 2010s made “romance” feel like an...
The internet loves a cheap joke, and “micropenis” has become one of its favorites. People toss it out at strangers in traffic, politicians on TV,...
People who wake up and “grind” at 5 a.m. are often praised like they’ve solved life. Thousands of morning routine videos on social media show...
America’s fast food obsession gets a ton of blanket excuses. Prices, cravings, “nobody has time anymore.” All true, sort of. The more honest...
Like most vacations, cruises are an excuse to abandon restraint, pretend calories don’t count, and throw out “just one more!” about a dozen...
Coffee culture has reached its logical endpoint in Fujian, China, where one café has decided the best way to enjoy an iced Americano is to dangle off...
Monday runs hot, tender, and unpredictable. Keep boundaries firm, double-check details, and don’t fight for attention today.
What do the stars have in store for your sign this month?
It’s amazing how couples can survive long-distance, a weird in-law situation, and a shared Netflix account that now has the wildest algorithm ever....
Every driver has a breaking point. For some, it’s rush-hour traffic. For others, it’s the second you hear “You know there’s a faster way”...
What do the stars have in store for your sign this month?
What do the stars have in store for your sign this month?