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Anyone who’s woken up after a night of heavy drinking and immediately regretted their entire personality is already familiar with hangxiety. The...
For a lot of people, coffee is the opening act of the day. Supplements come right after, usually swallowed together in one efficient, optimistic gulp....
Space is really good at making everyday life feel extremely small and insignificant. The farther out you look, the stranger the rules get. None of...
There’s a familiar story about love floating around. You know…the one where timing, luck, and emotional availability do most of the work. Science...
Patterns repeat until addressed, revealing which commitments hold and which ones rely on wishful thinking. The post Daily Horoscope: January 16, 2026...
Sprouts Farmers Markets in Texas and Florida are now carrying THC drinks–despite an upcoming federal ban set to wipe them out soon. The move to...
Growth gets uncomfortable when choices stop being theoretical and start shaping real outcomes in your life. The post Daily Horoscope: January 15, 2026...
Anyone who’s had déjà vu knows the exact flavor of it. You’re mid-conversation, mid-errand, mid-whatever, and your brain is hit with a weird...
The problem with UFO sightings isn’t a lack of explanations. It’s that some explanations feel designed to end the conversation rather than answer...
Big reactions and bigger assumptions collide, forcing honesty, restraint, and a second look at what you almost said. The post Daily Horoscope: January...
For a plant that humans have been cultivating, smoking, weaving, eating, and arguing about for thousands of years, cannabis still keeps a surprising...
The Moon makes allies, then causes tension, revealing what actually stabilizes you versus what just looks good. The post Daily Horoscope: January 13,...
The whale tail is back, baby. You thought it died with Y2K hysteria and low-rise jeans that required a prayer and a belt, but no. It’s risen from...
Bold energy, honest choices, and just enough friction make today’s horoscopes a confidence boost you didn’t know you needed. The post Daily...
Your brain has one main job. Keep you alive. Sometimes it nails that job. Sometimes it gets a little…creative. A lot of the weirdest mental stuff...
When you hit the age of 30, time starts to feel like it’s absolutely flying by. How is it 5 p.m. already, and why does it feel like 2019 was last...
The freezing cold in northeastern Siberia does something strange to time. It preserves it in nearly perfect form. That’s how archaeologists ended...
January 1 asks a lot of people. You’re supposed to wake up clearheaded, decisive, and ready to overhaul your life. It’s an appealing idea. It also...
This week doesn’t come in swinging. It comes in assessing. With Mars grinding through Capricorn, momentum gets practical and accountability replaces...
Everyone is “healing” right now. It’s in bios, captions, podcast intros, and coffee shop chat. People “hold space,” “process,”...
Open TikTok for five minutes and you’ll get diagnosed with “inflammation” before you take your first sip of coffee. Your face looks puffy?...
Coral reefs are one of those features of Earth most of us take for granted. They’ve always been there, so they’ll keep being there. Vacation...
For as long as we’ve been exploring space, the search for alien intelligence has followed a familiar script. We point antennas at the sky. We listen...
If you’ve ever had a perfectly nice night with friends and still woken up feeling like you got hit by a small bus, congrats. You’ve met the...
Every month, there’s a stretch of days where I seriously just want to shank a b—ch. I have zero patience. I hate my reflection in the mirror. My...
I have tattoos. Most people I know do too. At this point, it’s almost more surprising to meet someone without one, like discovering a person who’s...
Space is a vacuum that does not do refunds. Humans remain, unfortunately, wet bags of organs who prefer air and steady pressure. Bones staying inside...
This weekend, the night sky is giving us a rare and generous gift. It hands you a spectacle that doesn’t require an app, a subscription, or a...
Every January comes with the same offer. Clean yourself out. Start over. Undo whatever December did to you. The language changes, the packaging gets...
Airports are built for routine. Shoes off. Bags open. Laptops out. It’s all for safety. TSA agents are on the lookout for anything dangerous or...
Bold energy, honest choices, and just enough friction make today’s horoscopes a confidence boost you didn’t know you needed. The post Daily...
You’re half-asleep, sliding toward that blissful blackout, and then it happens. A bang. A crash. A gunshot-level noise that feels like it came from...
If you’ve ever watched astronauts float around the ISS and thought, sign me up, you might want to reconsider. You see, space doesn’t just “feel...
A grounded but revealing day where honesty beats presentation and follow-through matters more than intention alone. The post Daily Horoscope: January...
In the latest episode of VICE’s Culture Club, host Jackson Garrett sits down with Courtney Allan, a hitchhiker who drew a large online following in...
For a generation raised on dating apps, social awareness, and endless discourse about consent, a strange thing has happened. A lot of young men have...
Steady energy, sharper instincts, and fewer second guesses define January 7. The sky rewards intention over impulse today. The post Daily Horoscope:...
Botox has become one of the most common beauty procedures in the world. It’s so normalized now that it’s offered at dentist offices, med spas, and...
I can spot a “low maintenance” flex from three scrolls away. It sounds like, “I don’t really do much, I just drink water and use SPF,” said...
Venus, Mars, and the Sun demand proof over promises, exposing who shows up when desire needs follow-through. The post Daily Horoscope: January 6, 2026...
Self-care has a branding problem. Somewhere along the way, it became a candle, a face mask, a bath bomb, and a glass of wine that costs more than your...
A balanced lifestyle sounds great in theory. In practice, it feels like yet another standard you’re supposed to meet while already juggling work,...
Early January dials down theatrics and favors practical choices, honest habits, and discipline that pays off longer than impulse ever could. The post...
Dating hasn’t exactly inspired confidence lately. If it feels harder to care, harder to invest, and easier to stay detached, new data suggests that...
The first full workweek of the year doesn’t ease anyone in gently. Planets pile up in Capricorn, asking for receipts, follow-through, and emotional...
Growing human organs inside pigs moved forward in labs, but not in Washington. That divide explains why gene-edited pig kidneys are now transplanted...
You know the feeling. Someone asks a question, your eyes are open, you’re technically awake, but there’s just nothing there. No thoughts. No...
The destructive nature of fire has shaped how archaeologists understand early funerary practices. A discovery in Malawi now calls some of those...
Fast food has always come with trade-offs. Speed over care. Convenience over control. Now there’s another one to factor in. New data shows that some...
Four mice went to space. One came back a mom. That sounds small, almost novelty-sized, until you think about what had to go right for that to happen....