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![]() Ali SolomonThe New Yorker : Daily Shouts |
“Elon Musk says I have to justify my job, then forward his e-mail to ten federal employees, or I’ll have bad luck.”
“Super Bowl? This is just my regular comfort food these days.”
“My calendar’s pretty full, but I can squeeze you in between my post-holiday burnout and my midwinter blues.”
Blown away.
“I’m so tired, I’ll be asleep the minute my head hits the pillow, then awake again every hour filled with existential dread.”
”I am watching the Olympics—in between staying on top of the discourse!”