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The New Yorker : Daily Shouts
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Our chairs are for sitting on, not for constructing elaborate forts.

On today’s episode of the podcast, why mommies are obsolete and naps are for the weak.

With a single tap on the screen, I open the blinds, with another, I turn on the espresso machine, and with a third, I review the footage from my...

Given the wild fluctuations in the market, I did what anyone with a crippling dependence on pencils would do: I took inventory.

Oh, I won’t ask for much this Christmas, mainly because “asking” suggests that you’re doing me a favor, when, in actuality, I’m setting some...
