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Mom and Dad: The Performance Review

​Accomplished: Mom made partner and ditched skinny jeans; I quit cello and started seventh grade; Dad looked for a job.

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Bruce Headlam

AllTrails Guide to Cringe Mountain

The lower section of this trail is gentle and promises landscape features familiar to most millennials, including plenty of heckin’ puppers and...

08.01.2026 3

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Hallie Cantor

Updated Rules for Children at Our Brewery

Our chairs are for sitting on, not for constructing elaborate forts.

06.01.2026 6

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Eddie Small

The Boyosphere

On today’s episode of the podcast, why mommies are obsolete and naps are for the weak.

05.01.2026 30

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Teddy Wayne

A Day in My Highly Optimized, Convenient Life

With a single tap on the screen, I open the blinds, with another, I turn on the espresso machine, and with a third, I review the footage from my...

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Meghana Indurti