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Evan WaiteThe New Yorker |
As I reflect on a life lived, I wish I’d complained more.
I’m scared, but I have to keep moving. To stop is to die, or, worse, to be force-fed a clip of Ricky Gervais saying words.
The Creator confesses that humans have turned out worse than even He anticipated.
The Eye Gouge: The eye gouge prevents love at first sight by ending their sight. This is why the Three Stooges never got laid.