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Brooke BourgeoisThe New Yorker : Daily Cartoon |
“He keeps violating the gag order—have we tried offering him hush money?”
“We’ve had a few more jurors drop out—either to protect their identities or to listen to the new Taylor Swift album.”
“Well, this is a remake that nobody asked for.”
“Colorado removes me from their ballot? I remove them from my special map!”
“Y’all just had this lying around?”