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The New Yorker : Daily Cartoon![]() |
“Wait, are we bidding? You can’t bid on something I already bought.”
“Oh, it’s not ashes—just too many facepalms watching that speech last night.”
It’s called multitasking.
“I know the Oscars are rigged because I didn’t receive one for my feigned outrage.”
“What’s wrong? If I order it today, with one-day shipping, I’ll get it the day after the boycott!”