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Sarah KempaThe New Yorker : Daily Shouts |
“The time machine is a success, but unfortunately it can only go back four years to the last election.”
“I’m so happy to have something new to point out on our walks.”
Watching the U.S. Open.
“Chirp your heart out—we’re back, baby!”
“Don’t worry—this stretch of extreme cold means there’s an unseasonably warm day ahead.”
“I wish it didn’t feel like all of my hopes and dreams were dependent on a bunch of twenty-year-olds winning one football game.”
“We’ll never know who gave us these colds, but that won’t stop us from relentless speculation!”
“Today we are going to learn about the seasons—spring; summer; that time between summer and fall when it seems like everyone but you is in Europe;...
An insider’s guide to killing bugs outside.
“There’s this whole discourse about whether or not ‘The Real Housewives’ represents women favorably, but no other show has even bothered to...