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New AI Matchmaker, Keeper, Will Find Your Soulmate (For a Hefty Price)

If you’ve ever looked for love on a dating app and wished someone else was doing it for you, congratulations: you’ve invented 2025. We’re...

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We Put the Best Condoms to the (Horny) Test—So Yo Actually Feel Something

Even if you love your sexscapades spicy, you probably still want your condoms… not. The problem is that most of them either smell like a balloon...

12.12.2025 10

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Travel-Friendly Sex Essentials for the Holidays For Those Who Still Want to Play

If you’re traveling for the holidays, you already know the math is unforgiving: more suitcases, fewer square inches of privacy. You’re sharing...

12.12.2025 2

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Hinge Knows Your First Messages Suck, So It Made Convo Starters

Hinge, the app that’s “designed to be deleted” has been around for over a decade now, quietly positioning itself as the serious one in a sea of...

10.12.2025 10

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Inside Grindr Unwrapped 2025, the Gay Internet’s Yearbook

Grindr has been the gay internet’s town square forever. It’s the app you open to find a hookup, an underground rave, and three guys named Matt...

10.12.2025 2

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7 Best Libido Gummies for When You’re Horny, Tired, or Both

At some point in the past few years, the vitamin aisle quietly got horny. Right next to the sleepy-time blends and hair/skin/nails chews, there’s...

09.12.2025 3

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8 Best Lovense Sex Toys You Should Gift Your Partner This Christmas

Here’s the thing about holiday shopping: you can only give someone so many scarves before it starts to feel like a personality flaw. If you’re...

08.12.2025 3

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Tinder Says 2026 Is the Year of No Mixed Signals

If 2025 was your “what am I even doing?” era, Tinder is very confident 2026 is “say what you mean and stop texting your group chat 47...

05.12.2025 20

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What the Hell Is a Libido Booster Tea and Why Is It All Over My FYP?

At some point, “wellness tea” quietly rebranded into “horny tea.” Influencers stir powders into matcha, hold up mason jars of herbs, and...

04.12.2025 4

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Passion.com Review: Hookups, Cams and Paywalls Explained

Passion.com is one of the OG adult-dating sites built for people who want hookups, casual fun, or a place to flirt and show off without pretending...

04.12.2025 3

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XMatch Review: A Hookup Site With Heavy Paywalls

XMatch is one of the hornier branches on the Friend Finder Network family tree: an adults-only, casual dating site that leans openly into hookups,...

04.12.2025 5

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iHookUp Review: Casual Hookup Site or Just Cam Bait?

iHookUp is an adults-only hookup site that’s very upfront about what it’s selling: casual sex, explicit chat, and live cams, not soulmates or...

03.12.2025 10

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FriendFinder-X Review: Hardcore Hookups, No Filter

FriendFinder-X is not pretending to be a “let’s take it slow and see where this goes” dating app. It’s an adults-only hookup site built for...

03.12.2025 4

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AdultFriendFinder Review (Don’t Sleep on This OG Hookup Site)

AdultFriendFinder is not pretending to be a wholesome “find your soulmate” platform. It’s a long-running, adult-oriented social network aimed at...

02.12.2025 3

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TikTok Won’t Shut Up About Kegels—But What Do They Actually Do?

Open TikTok and you don’t have to scroll very far before someone is telling everyone to “do your Kegels.” Nothing too new here… There are...

28.11.2025 3

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Elphaba’s ‘Sex Cardigan’ Broke the Internet—Here Are 6 You Can Actually Buy

In “Wicked: For Good,” Elphaba and Fiyero finally hook up in her little treehouse hideaway. It’s supposed to be the big swoony payoff, but the...

27.11.2025 3

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People Are Taking Maca Root for Libido—Does It Actually Make You Horny or Just Hopeful?

If you’ve spent any time on the internet lately, you’ve probably noticed a certain root showing up more and more: maca. Guys who would never be...

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This New Dating App Thinks Your Dog Is Your Best Wingman

The act of dating involves swiping until your thumb cramps, matching with people who never speak, and somehow still ending up on a first date with...

22.11.2025 2

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Menopause Hacks Women Actually Swear By—Masturbation Is on the List

Menopause symptoms are a lot. Hot flashes, night sweats, brain fog, mood swings, sleep chaos, vaginal dryness, the works. Many women already lean on...

21.11.2025 5

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Romantasy Is Taking Over BookTok—Here’s the Wildest, Horniest Stuff to Read Right Now

Romantasy is basically fantasy that finally admitted what it really wanted: dragons, cursed crowns, and absolutely feral make-outs. It is romance...

20.11.2025 4

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Facebook Dating Is Randomly Popping Off, But These Other Apps Won’t Make You Feel Dead Inside

You probably haven’t heard someone proudly say, “We met on Facebook Dating,” out loud. And yet, quietly, in the underbelly of your uncle’s...

20.11.2025 7

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Hot Date, Hotter Deals: Get Up to 65% Off Select We-Vibe Sex Toys for Cyber Week

Black Friday is starting to look less like a shopping “day” and more like a weeks-long foreplay session, and We-Vibe is very much in the mood....

19.11.2025 2

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