Mordechai held a large piece of toasted challah smothered with slices of Vita’s herring in wine sauce.

“Moshe,” he said, “this morning I was scrolling through TikTok when I came across a middle-aged white pastor wearing an expensive suit. The first words out of his mouth were: ‘Donald Trump is a lifelong Zionist.'”

He took a bite of herring-covered challah.

“Moshe, did you ever consider Trump a lifelong Zionist?”

“Nope,” Moshe replied. “He’s pro-Israel, and he’s an opportunist, but a Zionist? I wouldn’t go that far. He’s done some great stuff for Israel, but that alone doesn’t make him a........

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