Tucker Carlson Is Fighting for ‘Freedom’ Everywhere Except at Fox News

Tucker Carlson took a break from his nightly anti-vax mandate rants to rave this week about Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg taking paternity...

Democrats Are Ready to Send Steve Bannon to Jail

These Hack Justices Are Gunning for Roe, and Lying About It

Conservative justices are extremely mad about people calling them out for being partisan hacks. They’re speaking out after the Supreme Court allowed...

What Gabby Petito’s Case Says About Cops—and Us

G abby Petito is one of the thousands of women who disappear each year, as nearly three women are murdered every day in America by their romantic...

Clarence Thomas and His Friends Are Coming for Your Uterus

There’s a reason that the partisan hacks of the Supreme Court keep protesting about how they’re not partisan hacks. A year after Ruth Bader...

Greg Abbott Takes the Lead in the GOP’s Race to the Bottom

Now that Donald Trump has been banned from Twitter, reduced to crashing the occasional Mar-a-Lago wedding and delivering color commentary on stunt...

This Law Begins the End of Abortion As We've Known It

Whatever the Supreme Court decides to do on Tuesday, Texas Republicans are ready to finally overturn Roe v. Wade. As of September 1, SB8, which Gov....

A Bad Last Day for New York’s Dog of a Governor—and His Dog

President Harry Truman famously said that ‘If you want a friend in politics, get a dog.” We learned the inverse of that on Monday, from a man on...

Republicans’ New Safe Space Is Letting People Die To Fight ‘Democrat Overreach’

The party of Trump has a big problem, they have found themselves on a sticky wicket: They have radicalized their base to believe that public health...

Another Terrible Week for Terrible Human Being Tucker Carlson

T ucker Carlson’s truly terrible week began with a person turning the tables and calling out Fox News’ star propagandist on camera, and ended with...

The GOP Isn’t Sending Their Best, and Pelosi Isn’t Having It

T he Jan. 6 investigation, yet to begin, has already met more Republican resistance than the actual insurrection it’s meant to investigate but...

Certified Loser Donald Trump Is Rebranding MAGA as a Full-On Cult

Seriously, literally, this is a cult. Donald Trump, who regrets not ordering the White House flag to be flown at half-staff to mourn Ashli Babbitt,...

The ‘Good’ Republicans Are Bad, and the Bad Ones Are Batshit

C hip Roy from Texas’ 21st Congressional District didn’t vote to overturn the election of the 2020 election, which made him slightly better than...

Jared and Ivanka Ditch Daddy and Try to Launder Four Years of Filth

It was just six days after Jared Kushner announced his book deal, promising “the definitive, thorough recounting of the administration and the truth...

Kyrsten Sinema Doesn’t Give a Fuck. Does Her Party?

Democrats find themselves on a sticky wicket. They now control the presidency, the House and the Senate, and have a chance to protect voting rights....

The GOP Has a Big Jewish Problem and Censuring the Squad Won’t Fix It

It’s good that 47-year-old Marjorie Taylor Greene learned this week that the Holocaust was bad. It’s something most of us have known for our...

The Pathetic New Chapter of the Baby Trumps

T he family that held the entire Republican Party in their death grips for the last four years is now doing what all formerly famous people do,...

Louie Gohmert Says He Isn’t a QAnon Supporter, Just a Moron

Some people spent Memorial Day at parades or BBQing with friends, but not Loonie Louie Gomhert, who was in Dallas speaking at The For God & Country...

Ron DeSantis Wants to Be the New Conductor of the GOP Crazy Train

Republicans didn’t just lose the House, the Senate and the presidency—they lost what was left of their damn minds. In the race to pass the most...

Failson-In-Chief Andrew Giuliani Offers Himself to New York

T here are failsons who would rethink their own plans to run for office if their dad was crying about how he was being treated like “the head of a...

MAGA Moron Mo Brooks Proves Alabama Isn't Sending Their Best

Despite steep competition, the state of Alabama has given America some of its stupidest and nastiest Republican politicians. There’s Jefferson...

Tucker Carlson May Be America’s Biggest Public-Health Problem

One of the biggest problems for public health in America is that newly promoted and horribly ubiquitous Fox News host Tucker Carlson is smart, much...

The Giulianis’ Two-Man Clown Car Is Crashing and Burning

It was a scene right out of Bonfire of the Vanities, as a line of press neatly tucked behind metal police gates watched as a gray haired socialite...

Matt Gaetz May Be the Only Man Who’s Too Gross for Newsmax

Just before his incredibly torrid sex trafficking scandal broke, Matt Gaetz told Axios that he was thinking of “taking early retirement” and...

This Trump Wannabe Just Might be the Worst of the Rotten Bunch

Among the Republican members of Congress who used their inherent loathsomeness to shoot to fame, who never turn down a Fox News hit or a chance to...

The Squishy Sadness of the Last Moderate Republicans

You’d think that four years of rolling over for abuses of democracy might make the last moderate Republicans at least pretend to be a little...

The GOP Is the Party of No Hope—and Endless Mass Murders

After four years of Trumpism, we’ve learned that Trumpism has very few core tenets except lower taxes for the wealthy and that government is bad....

Rupert Murdoch Got His Shot but Fox News Wants You to Die to Own the Libs

On Dec. 18, before almost anyone else, 89-year-old conservative media mogul Rupert Murdoch got his shot through the U.K.’s national health service,...

The COVID-Denying ‘Party of Life’ Finds a New Way to Kill Roe

It was a bill so bad it wasn’t written to ever be enacted. Instead, Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson signed Senate Bill 6 with the hopes that it...

My Cuomo ‘Crush’ Turned Out to Be Stockholm Syndrome

I’ve been wrong before. In my 42 years I’ve had the privilege of being wrong many times and since I’ve been sober since I was 19, I can’t now...

Teleprompter Trump Is the Most Tired Act in America

By day three of the CPAC conference, I usually want to die, just because watching all the propaganda and self-aggrandizement is exhausting and also...

CPAC in Orlando Looks to Be the Saddest, Stupidest CPAC Yet

I can’t say for sure that this year’s CPAC is even sadder than previous CPACs because I’m not there in person but it sure seems even more...

The GOP Finds the Riot’s Real Villain: Nancy Pelosi

You might be surprised to learn this, but the Capitol riot was actually all Democrat Nancy Pelosi’s fault. Yes, you might think this is completely...

Judge Box of Wine Loses the Plot and Winds Up in a Castle

It’s unclear to me exactly how Jeanine Pirro— lawyer, former district attorney and then would-be politician— lost the plot and reinvented...

Trump Lost Twitter and the Presidency. Guess Which One Hurts More?

Turns out the real bully pulpit was the one Donald Trump could bully from (Twitter) and not the one Teddy Roosevelt was talking about. Trump was...

The Scariest Thing About Marjorie Taylor Greene? She’s Not Alone.

It’s been a big week for Georgia’s own Marjorie Taylor Greene. She was made fun of by Jimmy Kimmel, and she was ignored by Jen Psaki. Some hope...

Rudy Cashed In on ‘The Big Lie’ From Donald Trump, and Now the Bill May Finally Be Coming Due

Monday, Jan. 25, just might be remembered as the beginning of the end for wild right-wing disinformation—the day that Trumpists finally started...

What Beats a Bungling Government? We’re About to Find Out.

For the last four years the Trump administration has been at war with many things and many people, but one thread that’s been continuous throughout...

These Traitorous Traitors Must Be Expelled from the House

There are 535 members of Congress. Some of them are great. A few of them (Louie Gohmert) are dumb as a box of rocks. And then some of them are real...

Fox Runs the GOP. And Fox Wants War.

On Wednesday, Jan. 6, Donald Trump told the group gathered at the #stopthesteal rally, “We’re going to walk down to the Capitol, and we’re going...

The One Good Thing the MAGA Mobs Smashed? The Trump Kids’ Futures.

On Nov. 8, 2016, Donald J. Trump made his children the future of the Republican Party. On Jan. 6, 2020, he took it away. As someone who has suckled at...

Trump’s Stupid Coup Was as Successful as His Presidency

It started with ambitious (and moronic) Missouri Senator Josh Hawley giving the protestors a clenched-fist salute and ended with Boris Johnson...

Concerned Ohio GOPers Mandate Proper Burials—for Zygotes

Ohio Republicans want you to bury or cremate your zygote, but your grandma, well, she’s on her own. That’s the message of their latest move, which...

Reality TV President’s $2,000 Stimulus Cliffhanger Ends in a Bellyflop

Over the 54 days since the presidential election, the president has golfed, raged, and complained, but he hasn’t shown much interest in the job he's...

Earth to Media: Don’t Echo Idiotic Trumpworld Biden Memes

One of the things Donald Trump has done brilliantly, perhaps the only thing he’s done brilliantly (and he’s had a lot of help from the...

Biden Honcho Shouldn’t Apologize. Those Republicans ARE Fuckers.

It was the “scandal” that bad faith actors longed for, and it came in the middle of an interview about child rearing in a women's magazine. On a...

Trump’s Ruthless Band of Democracy Killers Deserve No Cushy Gigs

We’re now hip-deep into the lame duck session of the lamest duckest president. Sure, some will say it’s hard to differentiate this president’s...

That Trump Taint Won’t Wash Out Any Time Soon

Since he came down that gold escalator, he’s pretty much dominated the news cycle and also occupied a large percentage of our brains. I may have...

The Three Strains of the GOP: Crazies, Quiets, and Hostages. And Yeah, They All Suck.

The president of the United States lost his re-election bid on Nov. 3. But you wouldn’t know it if you talked to most members of the Republican...

Tab Is Officially Dead, and So Is My Freaky 1970s Childhood

It was the combination of Coca-Cola’s decision to stop making Tab—the sickly sweet, slightly flat diet soda that was everywhere in my youth—and...