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Colbert quit the stage with a whimper not a bang

Colbert quit the stage with a whimper not a bang

Before the final episode of the Stephen Colbert-hosted Late Show, President Trump was asked what he thought about the demise of a program that was...

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Alexander Larman

Why did the Queen push for Andrew to become a trade envoy?

The Andrew formerly known as ‘Prince’ was always supposedly his mother’s favourite child. He had a degree of indulgence paid to him that his...

21.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Why did the Queen push for Andrew to become a trade envoy?

The Andrew formerly known as ‘Prince’ was always supposedly his mother’s favourite child. He had a degree of indulgence paid to him that his...

21.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

How Disney spoiled Star Wars

This week, the new Star Wars movie – the first live action film since 2019’s commercially successful but largely ridiculed Rise of Skywalker –...

20.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

How Disney ruined Star Wars

How Disney ruined Star Wars

This week, the new Star Wars picture – the first live action film since 2019’s commercially successful but largely ridiculed Rise of Skywalker –...

19.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Politics has robbed Eurovision of its silliness

Here we go again. Every year, with the inevitability of death, taxes and political regicide, the BBC’s Eurovision coverage reminds viewers that...

18.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Nul points / Politics has robbed Eurovision of its silliness

Here we go again. Every year, with the inevitability of death, taxes and political regicide, the BBC’s Eurovision coverage reminds viewers that...

17.05.2026 10

The Spectator

Alexander Larman

Politics has robbed Eurovision of its silliness

Here we go again. Every year, with the inevitability of death, taxes and political regicide, the BBC’s Eurovision coverage reminds viewers that...

16.05.2026 10

The Spectator

Alexander Larman

Joe Biden’s memoir will humiliate him

Just before writing this piece, I saw Gary Oldman in a London production of Samuel Beckett’s Krapp’s Last Tape. For those unfamiliar, the play...

12.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Joe Biden’s memoir will humiliate him

Just before writing this piece, I saw Gary Oldman in a London production of Samuel Beckett’s Krapp’s Last Tape. For those unfamiliar, the play...

12.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Does The Odyssey confirm that Sir Christopher Nolan is camp?

Sir Christopher Nolan is many things. The Spielberg/Lucas/Cameron manqué of our time. A double Oscar-winner for Oppenheimer, a picture that is...

06.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Britain would never host the Met Gala

So, the Met Gala has rolled around again, with the predictability of death, taxes and the knowledge that some of the world’s most tedious...

06.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Should the Princess Diana tapes be released?

As King Charles returns to Britain this weekend, secure in the knowledge that his state visit to the United States has been a great diplomatic...

02.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Meet the Middletons – 15 years on

This week has seen Prince William and Catherine Middleton celebrate 15 years of marriage, with the occasion marked by a suitably heartwarming family...

01.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Was King Charles’s Congress speech a success?

President Trump lavished praise upon King Charles from the Oval Office at the outset of his four-day state visit to the United States. He called the...

29.04.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Charles III delights ‘No Kings’ Democrats

President Trump lavished praise upon King Charles from the Oval Office at the outset of his four-day state visit to the United States. He called the...

29.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Waitrose must leave bad taste in the Eighties

Should you visit your local Waitrose store this week – and hope you don’t witness an altercation between a shoplifter and a member of staff about...

28.04.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

The decline of the royal biography

About a decade ago, with my writing career going nowhere fast, I received some savvy advice from my then-literary agent. “Write about the royal...

28.04.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

What a tip / Gordon Ramsay and the tyranny of the restaurant service charge

The news that Gordon Ramsay – that most self-publicising of restaurateurs – has increased service charges at his Lucky Cat restaurant in the City...

27.04.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Russell Brand is everything that is wrong with the world

There are few stranger public careers than that of Russell Brand, the former ‘comedian’ turned MAGA cheerleader-in-chief. He has given an...

25.04.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

What Prince Harry has in common with Boris Johnson

It has, on balance, been one of Prince Harry’s busier fortnights in recent times. As if to upstage his father’s state visit to the United States...

25.04.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Russell Brand is everything that is wrong with the world

There are few stranger public careers than that of Russell Brand, the former ‘comedian’ turned MAGA cheerleader-in-chief. He has given an...

23.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

The decline of the country house hotel

For decades, the idea of the country house hotel – a uniquely British phenomenon – has held a seductive sway for those who would never dream,...

22.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

The decline of the royal biography

About a decade ago, with my writing career going nowhere fast, I received some savvy advice from my then-literary agent. “Write about the royal...

22.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Has Andrew tarnished Queen Elizabeth’s legacy?

Today marks the centenary of Elizabeth II’s birth. Less than four years after she died, Britain’s longest-reigning monarch is still regarded with...

21.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Oxford needs to fight back against the university

The news that the original Oxfam bookshop on St Giles in Oxford is not to close is not just a relief, but a rare victory in the ongoing battles...

19.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

The banality of Meghan the Martyr

The great Dolly Parton once quipped “get down off your cross, honey, someone needs the wood.” This remark, aimed at attention-seeking...

17.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

What’s the point of the Sussexes’ undignified Australia tour?

Not since the First Fleet arrived at Botany Bay in 1788 has a visit to Australia been so eagerly awaited as that of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex....

15.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Will genteel customers desert Waitrose?

One of the disadvantages of having a daughter who is both given to wayward behaviour in public and named Rose is that my increasingly frantic...

13.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Why is Prince Harry being sued by Sentebale?

It must be unpleasant to be Prince Harry at the moment. Not only is he waiting on the judgement of Mr Justice Nicklin for his class action...

11.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

The Magic Faraway Tree is aimed at anxious parents not children

My ten-year-old daughter Rose is a thoroughly modern child in many respects but one endearingly old-fashioned characteristic that she has is a deep...

08.04.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

The blessing and burden of belief to David Lodge

When most readers think of the late novelist David Lodge, it is his peerlessly funny and incisive campus novels, such as Changing Places and Small...

05.04.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Does Prince Harry regret his ‘Mr. Mischief’ messages?

Prince Harry used to be fun. It is easy to forget this given the Meghan-Montecito-highly litigious incarnation of the Duke of Sussex, but there was a...

02.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Does Prince Harry regret his ‘Mr Mischief’ messages?

Prince Harry used to be fun. It is easy to forget this given the Meghan-Montecito-highly litigious incarnation of the Duke of Sussex, but there was a...

01.04.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Have Beatrice and Eugenie been cast out into the cold?

The news that Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie will not be attending the royal family’s Easter service at St George’s chapel in Windsor might...

31.03.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Is HBO’s Harry Potter series a worthwhile gamble?

The actor Andrew Garfield attracted some controversy recently when, promoting his new family film The Magic Faraway Tree, he revealed that he had seen...

31.03.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Eyes wide open / Looking back at Eyes Wide Shut, after Epstein

The constant parade of shocking and disturbing revelations from the Epstein files has been going on for a considerable time now. It shows no signs of...

29.03.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Looking back at Eyes Wide Shut, after Epstein

The constant parade of shocking and disturbing revelations from the Epstein files has been going on for a considerable time now. It shows no signs of...

26.03.2026 50

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Alexander Larman

King Charles’s US state visit was never in doubt

Mark Twain famously wrote that “rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated”, and similar rumors have proliferated about King Charles’s...

26.03.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Who would trust Stephen Colbert with Lord of the Rings?

Stephen Colbert is many things – late-night host, perpetual thorn in the side of President Trump and, some would suggest, a comedian – but few...

26.03.2026 40

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Alexander Larman

Can London’s favourite restaurateur save Simpson’s?

When you think about Simpson’s in the Strand (never Simpson’s on the Strand), it is impossible to consider the 198-year-old restaurant without...

24.03.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Should we pay for Harry and Meghan’s security?

After a period of several months in which attention has been mainly focused not on Prince Harry but on his uncle, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the...

23.03.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

There’s no need to cancel Charles’s US state visit

The so-called ‘special relationship’ between Britain and the United States seems to have reached a historically unspecial nadir, in large part...

19.03.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Oscars night was one yawn after another

The results of this year’s Oscars were so predictable as to be entirely unexciting. Months ago, the pundits had called the major results: Paul...

17.03.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Film / The Oscars was as exciting as a Keir Starmer speech

The results of this year’s Oscars were so predictable as to be entirely unexciting. Months ago, the pundits had called the major results: Paul...

16.03.2026 20

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Alexander Larman