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10 Hilarious Labor Day Jokes From Some of the Funniest Comedians Ever

Conan O’Brien, Bill Burr, Jim Gaffigan and more have all found something funny about barbecues, long weekends and Labor Day itself.

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Sorry to have to break it to you guys, but summer is officially on its way out. And, apparently, there’s no better way to acknowledge that than by celebrating everybody’s least favorite holiday. Sure, we like to tell ourselves that Labor Day is about the workers, but let’s be real: It’s just another reason to get drunk and barbecue.

The fun holidays that call for goofy outfits and decorations are still a little ways away, so to tide you over until then, here’s an early gift from us to you: a selection of Labor Day-themed jokes from some of the biggest names in comedy…

“Happy Labor Day! This national holiday was officially proclaimed in 1864 as a tribute to 19th-century workers, who often faced 12-hour days, seven days a week, with low pay and physically demanding work. With no social media, they were probably happy, carefree, and enjoying........

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