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Et tu, Marcus Junius Brutus?

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OPINION/SATIRE: Good morning, I'm Marcus Bollix, political correspondent for the Daily Roman, here outside the Senate amidst rumours of a leadership spill against Julius Caesar.

The embattled leader is at 40 per cent in the overall plebeian polls, but questions remain about his low personal preferred dictator rating.

Caesar is also dogged by concern over political misjudgments. His handling of an inquiry into aqueduct leaks has been questioned, and more recently he was accused of throwing a member of his staff under the chariot after describing him as an "emotional junior centurion".

Only last week he spent most of his speaking time in the Forum complaining about the cost of urns of iced water in the Roman jails.

* Mr Smallbore's submission to the select........

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