The news, even that about the Red Lobster, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable will come out soon:

Really all you need to do is follow one simple rule: barely pay attention and jump to conclusions. So, here are some headlines today and my first thoughts:

It will now be known as ‘Running in the Red, Lobster.’

In fairness you can’t hold enough people responsible for the film ‘Cruising.’

Let’s just say, it was so long ago that when he made Westerns they were considered contemporary dramas.

Calhoun was told to not let the door fall off and hit him on the ass on his way out.

Not if he has any say in it …

I’m guessing they call him Elephant Man because he never forgets any of their names …

So, she also has a problem with shooting off her mouth.

Welp, first thing he’ll hear in an Indiana prison shower is someone telling him, ‘Hoosier Daddy?’

They’ve gotta be worried other Nuns’ll make a habit of it.

… So, a Moms for Liberty event?

No matter where he finished, Tiger’s Masters was amazing, thanks to 3 drivers … two in his bag and the one that takes him back and forth to the golf course.

Hey, Matt, ‘alright, alright, alright,’ what line might that be?

In other words, the bad apple doesn’t fall far from the P.

… And that was just his former White House staff and Cabinet members …

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22.04.2024

The news, even that about the Red Lobster, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable will come out soon:

Really all you need to do is follow one simple rule: barely pay attention and........

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