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Newly-discovered never-aired commercial, filmed Sept. 3, 2020: Mike Lindell, founder and CEO of MyPillow, introduces MyVaccine. Hello. I’m Mike...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about U.S. Tennis Open, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
How we learned to stop worrying and blame the Pacific Ocean’s most unruly foreign agitator, El Niño, for global warming. Donald Trump held a...
In the future, popping pills will prepare you for the culture at your vacation destination better than you ever thought possible. The following event...
A bureaucratic autopsy of the Great Diesel Exodus, the traditional school bus, feral youth metallurgists, and the vanishing art of shouting down the...
Because nothing screams “national security readiness” quite like Pentagon turmoil caused by turning the Department of Defense into an exclusive...
If you grew up in a simpler, more wholesome, more innocent time, as I did, you began asking and answering the musical question “What Do You Do With...
They fly in on private jets and strut around playing cowboys, meanwhile pricing out real ranchers with their huge landholdings. Let’s all gather...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Candace Cameron Bure, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
Iran says the U.S. must meet certain demands to end the Hormuz hostage crisis. Because when international mediators ask you to draw up terms for...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews his own cleaning lady. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the...
Tired of winning? Why settle for actual, tangible financial security when you can have the ‘greatest nation on earth’ vibe? Donald J. Trump...
Hundreds of local and state officials are striving to “think local” and do something about the real problems our people face. Public leadership...
Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love affordable foreign ground beef to save the midterms. There is nothing quite like the cold, hard awakening...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ed Sheeran, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
In the ultimate globalist fever dream, nations are moving toward linking member digital currencies. Or, why your bank account is becoming a...
Red Flags: Donald Trump has Natalie Harp, other Presidents have had their Mata Hari’s too! * In 1917, Mata Hari was executed by a firing squad for...
“Once we’ve got modern All-American names for all fifty states, we’ll start renaming cities like Chicago.” — President Trump President...
Big Tech, Big Finance and Big Government are colluding to dig us into the unfathomable hole of artificial intelligence. “If you find that you’ve...
Nothing screams “viable executive leadership” quite like weeping into a compressible block of shredded polyurethane (like Lindell’s fake goose...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Liz Cho, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews UPS Driver Warren Fletcher. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM,...
Nothing says ‘civil disorder’ quite like a $14 million waterproof lining peeling off the Reflecting Pool like a sunburnt tourist’s...
See if you can Name the Dictator! To which dictator does each statement apply: Hitler, Stalin, Kim Jong Un or Trump? Name the Dictator – Please no...
GOP lawmakers are disgusted by your voter rights and are working to eliminate them. It’s no secret that voters are increasingly disgusted by...
From Hillbilly Elegy to Hillbilly Edge-Lord: Why America’s second-in-command decided that the Vice Presidency was boring, but calling journalists...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Costco organic chicken, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
Because nothing says ‘populist champion of the common working man’ quite like a latency-free firehose of executive brainwave activity and...
A masterclass in macroeconomic gaslighting from Washington D.C., where gross domestic product sluggishness is merely a state of mind. It is a truth...
Trump is losing face. We already know Laura Loomer has his ear — here are 9 other Black Crows picking at what’s left. Around the world, people are...
That Trump bombed at the rescheduled White House Correspondents’ Dinner is no secret. Here’s what he should’ve said. Our President’s recent,...
The corporate gold rush to an AI future is about good old-fashioned greed. Not that it matters, but sometimes I wonder if the billionaire potentates...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “The Odyssey,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
Wherein America’s chief epidemiologist discovers that managing a global pandemic is vastly inferior to his own bobbleheads and avoiding accidental...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show star hosts the Travis Kelce interview. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT, it’s the...
A winged spy, the proverbial ‘fly on the wall,’ spills the beans on what he overheard in DC. Believe me, I’ve heard it all. I’m the proverbial...
The bureaucratic art of the infinite lunch: How to use a federal grant to feed 400,000 nonexistent children without ever turning on a deep fryer....
The entire class of uber-rich corporate royals seems to suffer from irrepressible jerkism. Does becoming a billionaire turn one into an insufferable...
In a Pentagon memo that definitely wasn’t meant for external eyes, defense officials reveal that national security is currently being managed by...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Diddy, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s...
In a sneak attack, General D. J. Trump captures a Doll House for renovations! Little Donnie #13 in series. Debbie’s mom said you sent an army to her...
In a sneak attack, General D. J. Trump captures a Doll House for renovations! Little Donnie #13 in series. Debbie’s mom said you sent an army to her...
Because nothing screams ‘small government efficiency’ quite like a 162-page government manifesto whining that a history museum didn’t spend...
In a stunning move of diplomatic grace, Secretary of State Marco Rubio announces that the best way to prove you’re the “good guys” is to set...
He likes to hurl pejoratives like “lunatic” at his enemies, but lunacy is actually Donald Trump’s stock in trade. Some presidents are known as...
Media critics have long pointed to the “hyperbolic feedback loops” embedded in modern cable news. It used to be that the greatest risk associated...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the FIFA President, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Sadie the Matchmaker. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the...
Per Melania Trump’s pre-nup, she has sex once a year. This year, after Donald’s Election Security Speech, they got busy! In the White House...
In which our heroes in Washington bravely combat the existential threat posed by a new Red Scare: artisanal sourdough, public libraries, and people...
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