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Lost in Translation: Melania Mixes Up Wordplay with Foreplay

Fun deciphering 1st Lady’s Epic Epstein Speech (lost in translation)! Let’s hear what Melania was thinking! Lost in Translation: What She Said vs...

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Marilyn Sands

Rising Progressive Populist Revolt Stuns AI Profiteers

AI profiteers want to divert vast amounts of rural land, water and energy to build and run their Orwellian empires. There’s a clique of plutocratic,...

14.04.2026 3

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Jim Hightower

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/14/26

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/14/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about MLB being back in full swing, doesn’t need to be complicated or...

14.04.2026 4

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Paul Lander

Sneaky Pete’s Reporter ‘Vibe Check’ Backfires

Sneaky Pete’s Reporter ‘Vibe Check’ Backfires

How one man discovered the hard way that the First Amendment isn’t a “vibe check” and the Pentagon isn’t a Buffalo Wild Wings. The marble...

14.04.2026 5

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Senator Lindsey Graham Reviews ‘Heated Rivalry’

Senator Lindsey Graham Reviews ‘Heated Rivalry’

A TV show review of “Heated Rivalry” by Lindsey Graham, a definitely not-gay Senator from the fabulous state of South Carolina. Some people have...

13.04.2026 5

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Exclusive: Melania’s Surprise White House Speech on Epstein & 9 More Grains of Half Truths!

In a surprise White House speech, Melania reveals no relationship with Epstein OR Donald! After freeing herself from any Epstein association in her...

12.04.2026 3

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Marilyn Sands

From ‘Fire and Fury’ to ‘Finger-Lickin’ Fury’: How the Easter Rant Won the KFC Peace

From ‘Fire and Fury’ to ‘Finger-Lickin’ Fury’: How the Easter Rant Won the KFC Peace

The now-infamous “Easter Rant” on Easter Sunday will surely be studied by confused historians for centuries. The art of the deal has always been...

11.04.2026 4

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

4-Minute Interview: with Trump Spiritual Advisor Paula White

4-Minute Interview: with Trump Spiritual Advisor Paula White

Another incisive, spot-on interview, this one with Paula White, conducted by Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Conservative Capitol...

09.04.2026 2

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Bill Tope

Minnesota Nice Interviews Herman the Parakeet

Minnesota Nice Interviews Herman the Parakeet

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Herman the Parakeet. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the...

08.04.2026 5

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Dean Kaner

My Message to Billionaires: Money is Like Manure

“Money is like manure. It only works if you spread it across the grassroots.” Given the increasing dominance of right-wing politics by arrogant,...

07.04.2026 4

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Jim Hightower

Canada Blows a Raspberry: A Poem

Canada Blows a Raspberry: The Human Rights Commissioner’s Ballad For freedom of speech I’ve a lesson to teach, So learn to go with the flow....

07.04.2026 2

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Candy Schulman

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/6/26

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/6/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Miami airport, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...

06.04.2026 9

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Paul Lander

Easter Morning Questions from D.C. Capital All-Stars

Easter Morning “Burning in Hell” Questions from those rarified few falling from grace! Everybody knows, “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy...

05.04.2026 4

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Marilyn Sands

How to Watch a Trump Speech (After Iran War Started)

Top 10 ways to watch a Trump speech, to help you endure his blusterous orations. “I have a Dream,” “Four Score & Seven years ago,” “No...

04.04.2026 8

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Marilyn Sands

The Reality of the Virtual Metaverse

That glorious future of “The Metaverse,” promised to us by Silicon Valley’s tech and financial geniuses, has been pronounced DOA. Our future was...

31.03.2026 5

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Jim Hightower

Iran’s Surprise Gift to Trump is Trojan Horse

Trump’s prize from Iran is a Trojan Horse that leaks – and arrived way ahead of schedule! Listen in to Donald & Melania Trump wind down from a...

31.03.2026 10

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Marilyn Sands

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/30/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about March Madness 2026, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...

30.03.2026 9

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Paul Lander

Trump Eyes Cuba for Barron

The president is looking to acquire Cuba, but not for the reasons most think. The gold-leafed curtains of the Oval Office parted just enough for the...

27.03.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Oh, the Horror! Billionaires Threatened with Taxation

A ballot initiative to put a one-time wealth tax on the uber-rich has billionaires screaming, “Taxation without representation!” We Americans are...

26.03.2026 10

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Jim Hightower

Minnesota Nice Interviews Competitive Eater Joey Chestnut

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews competitive eater Joey Chestnut. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the...

25.03.2026 10

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Dean Kaner

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/23/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about biggest Great White Shark in recorded history, doesn’t need to...

23.03.2026 10

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Paul Lander

Why Japan’s Prime Minister Was Checking Her Watch: Top 10

Japan Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi checking her watch while watching her tongue & letting Trump burn bridges! By intimidating Japan’s Prime...

23.03.2026 20

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Marilyn Sands

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/17/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Grok porn, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s...

17.03.2026 10

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Paul Lander

Despised Billionaires Seek Refuge in Billionaire Bunker

In their new doomsday compound, each of the uber-rich will be hunkered down in what’s been dubbed a “Billionaire Bunker.” Trust me when I say...

17.03.2026 10

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Jim Hightower

Make Inquisition Great Again

So many beautiful traditions ruthlessly rejected for the sake of wokeism. Time to restore order with a new Inquisition. Oh, greatness, your time has...

17.03.2026 10

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Future News, 2037: A Look Back at Two Decades of Trump

It’s time to look back on President Donald J. Trump’s 3rd consecutive term (or 4th or 5th, depending on who you talk to). (Dateline: June 14,...

17.03.2026 10

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Bill Tope

‘Nobody’s Seen Anything Like It!’ Who Said It?

16.03.2026 10

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Marilyn Sands

Mullin’s DHS Sets Sights on PBS

15.03.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Best New Products to Help Consumers Navigate the Hellscape

14.03.2026 10

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Minnesota Nice Interviews Clint the Barber

12.03.2026 10

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Dean Kaner

AI Data Centers: Hucksters Bribing Legislators?

11.03.2026 20

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Jim Hightower

Wild & Crazy Things Happened After Trump Declared War on Iran

10.03.2026 10

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Marilyn Sands

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/9/26

09.03.2026 20

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Paul Lander

Trump on Truth Social: ‘It was Juan, NOT Jeffrey…’

07.03.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

The Trump Name is not ‘Golden’ – it’s Just Fool’s Gold

04.03.2026 20

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Jim Hightower

Wartime President Quotes are No Match for this Donnybrook!

03.03.2026 10

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Marilyn Sands

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/2/26

03.03.2026 10

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Paul Lander

The Night Donald Trump Was Conceived

26.02.2026 20

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Marilyn Sands

Minnesota Nice Interviews Cartoon Star Porky Pig

26.02.2026 20

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Dean Kaner

Jesse Jackson’s Most Consequential Power Was Not His Oratory – but His Vision

24.02.2026 20

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Jim Hightower

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/24/26

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Paul Lander

The Eve of Destruction

23.02.2026 30

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Bill Tope

Little Gangsta Donnie Collects Bully Money (#12 in the Series)

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Marilyn Sands

Putin Appears on ‘The Price is Right’: Transcript

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Peter Merkl

Who Were Those Masked Men? Feds Invade America!

If I were doing some of the stuff the ICE masked men are doing, I’d want to cover my face, too. Except for the masked men Zorro and Batman, people...

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Jim Hightower

New Film ‘The Lord My God Trump’ Swings into Production

President Trump today teased the release of a new movie, a biopic titled, “The Lord My God Trump.” Fresh off the commercial success of...

17.02.2026 10

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Bill Tope

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/16/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about NBA All Star Weekend, don’t need to be complicated or confusing;...

17.02.2026 30

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Paul Lander

Mueller, Garland & McConnell Walk into a Bar!

Listen in at a watering hole for Republican politicians like Merrick Garland and others who dropped the ball for Trump! Robert Mueller, Merrick...

14.02.2026 40

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Marilyn Sands

Minnesota Nice Interviews an Indian Restaurateur

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews an Indian restaurateur. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at KNUT-FM, it’s the...

13.02.2026 20

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Dean Kaner

Ten Love Songs NOT to Play on Valentine’s Day

On Feb. 14th, the songs you don’t play are as critical as those you do. Here are the top ten love songs NOT to play. Even the least romantic among...

13.02.2026 20

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Howard Zaharoff