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The Jig is up for the hapless misfits couple at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. November 2, 2026, the night before Mid-Terms: The White House Bunker with...
A bipartisan effort is now underway in Montana to kill the “Dark Money” trick that corporations use to secretly bankroll candidates. It’s the...
“Annihilate” is such a clean, clinical word for mass vaporization. It’s not “negotiate a favorable containment treaty.” There is a very...
Ed Sheeran explains why it’s okay to discriminate against Uyghur busboys. “Are you done with your dessert, Mr. Sheeran?” a harried Uyghur busboy...
Wherein our intrepid talk Radio Show host interviews retired actor Gus Moron. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota...
Little Donnie, like a dog, holds his own in his school’s John for the ’21 Second Rule!’ 21 Second Rule: All mammals, like a dog for example,...
In which the White House trades the Fourth Estate in the briefing room for preschool coloring books, while law enforcement officials remain entirely...
You’d think the GOP wouldn’t want to revisit that disgraceful chapter of their heritage, yet they are proudly pushing McCarthyism 2026. It’s one...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Charmin ‘Forever Roll,’ doesn’t need to be complicated...
Adam and Eve meet under the tree. It wasn’t original, but it was the only pick-up line he knew. “All the time,” she answered. He took a chance...
Hmmm … tax cuts do not necessarily work … what to do? what to do? For decades, political scientists, economists, and anyone who has ever...
Governor Abbott has now flip-flopped from AI data center hypester to pretend reformer. Governor Abbott, the right-wing hack who is governor of Texas,...
Ferris Bueller can’t hold a candle to this Turncoat! 9 other things “Left for Dead” Mitch says he did on his first day out! “Today, I casted...
MAGAFlation: Because nothing says ‘vibrant, roaring economy’ quite like having to take out a high-interest payday loan to buy three loose,...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Kimmel/Talarico YouTube interview, doesn’t need to be...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews bank teller Tilly Ash, of the Bank of Slenderville. From beautiful downtown Slenderville,...
Okay, we can’t cover all of them: just the last 10 dubious claims! What scares me is somebody out there bought them all! With his cognitive...
House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries admonishes the left, while protecting his corporate donor list. As fed-up progressives sweep key primaries and...
Egalitarianism is a philosophy that says that all people are equal and deserve the same rights, opportunities and social status. So, not for...
Newly-discovered never-aired commercial, filmed Sept. 3, 2020: Mike Lindell, founder and CEO of MyPillow, introduces MyVaccine. Hello. I’m Mike...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about U.S. Tennis Open, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
How we learned to stop worrying and blame the Pacific Ocean’s most unruly foreign agitator, El Niño, for global warming. Donald Trump held a...
In the future, popping pills will prepare you for the culture at your vacation destination better than you ever thought possible. The following event...
A bureaucratic autopsy of the Great Diesel Exodus, the traditional school bus, feral youth metallurgists, and the vanishing art of shouting down the...
Because nothing screams “national security readiness” quite like Pentagon turmoil caused by turning the Department of Defense into an exclusive...
If you grew up in a simpler, more wholesome, more innocent time, as I did, you began asking and answering the musical question “What Do You Do With...
They fly in on private jets and strut around playing cowboys, meanwhile pricing out real ranchers with their huge landholdings. Let’s all gather...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Candace Cameron Bure, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
Iran says the U.S. must meet certain demands to end the Hormuz hostage crisis. Because when international mediators ask you to draw up terms for...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews his own cleaning lady. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the...
Tired of winning? Why settle for actual, tangible financial security when you can have the ‘greatest nation on earth’ vibe? Donald J. Trump...
Hundreds of local and state officials are striving to “think local” and do something about the real problems our people face. Public leadership...
Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love affordable foreign ground beef to save the midterms. There is nothing quite like the cold, hard awakening...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ed Sheeran, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
In the ultimate globalist fever dream, nations are moving toward linking member digital currencies. Or, why your bank account is becoming a...
Red Flags: Donald Trump has Natalie Harp, other Presidents have had their Mata Hari’s too! * In 1917, Mata Hari was executed by a firing squad for...
“Once we’ve got modern All-American names for all fifty states, we’ll start renaming cities like Chicago.” — President Trump President...
Big Tech, Big Finance and Big Government are colluding to dig us into the unfathomable hole of artificial intelligence. “If you find that you’ve...
Nothing screams “viable executive leadership” quite like weeping into a compressible block of shredded polyurethane (like Lindell’s fake goose...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Liz Cho, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews UPS Driver Warren Fletcher. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM,...
Nothing says ‘civil disorder’ quite like a $14 million waterproof lining peeling off the Reflecting Pool like a sunburnt tourist’s...
See if you can Name the Dictator! To which dictator does each statement apply: Hitler, Stalin, Kim Jong Un or Trump? Name the Dictator – Please no...
GOP lawmakers are disgusted by your voter rights and are working to eliminate them. It’s no secret that voters are increasingly disgusted by...
From Hillbilly Elegy to Hillbilly Edge-Lord: Why America’s second-in-command decided that the Vice Presidency was boring, but calling journalists...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Costco organic chicken, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
Because nothing says ‘populist champion of the common working man’ quite like a latency-free firehose of executive brainwave activity and...
A masterclass in macroeconomic gaslighting from Washington D.C., where gross domestic product sluggishness is merely a state of mind. It is a truth...
Trump is losing face. We already know Laura Loomer has his ear — here are 9 other Black Crows picking at what’s left. Around the world, people are...
That Trump bombed at the rescheduled White House Correspondents’ Dinner is no secret. Here’s what he should’ve said. Our President’s recent,...