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Lost in Translation: Melania Mixes Up Wordplay with Foreplay

Fun deciphering 1st Lady’s Epic Epstein Speech (lost in translation)! Let’s hear what Melania was thinking! Lost in Translation: What She Said vs...

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Exclusive: Melania’s Surprise White House Speech on Epstein & 9 More Grains of Half Truths!

In a surprise White House speech, Melania reveals no relationship with Epstein OR Donald! After freeing herself from any Epstein association in her...

12.04.2026 3

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Easter Morning Questions from D.C. Capital All-Stars

Easter Morning “Burning in Hell” Questions from those rarified few falling from grace! Everybody knows, “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy...

05.04.2026 4

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How to Watch a Trump Speech (After Iran War Started)

Top 10 ways to watch a Trump speech, to help you endure his blusterous orations. “I have a Dream,” “Four Score & Seven years ago,” “No...

04.04.2026 8

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Iran’s Surprise Gift to Trump is Trojan Horse

Trump’s prize from Iran is a Trojan Horse that leaks – and arrived way ahead of schedule! Listen in to Donald & Melania Trump wind down from a...

31.03.2026 10

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Why Japan’s Prime Minister Was Checking Her Watch: Top 10

Japan Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi checking her watch while watching her tongue & letting Trump burn bridges! By intimidating Japan’s Prime...

23.03.2026 20

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‘Nobody’s Seen Anything Like It!’ Who Said It?

16.03.2026 10

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Wild & Crazy Things Happened After Trump Declared War on Iran

10.03.2026 10

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Wartime President Quotes are No Match for this Donnybrook!

03.03.2026 10

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The Night Donald Trump Was Conceived

26.02.2026 20

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Little Gangsta Donnie Collects Bully Money (#12 in the Series)

23.02.2026 80

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Mueller, Garland & McConnell Walk into a Bar!

Listen in at a watering hole for Republican politicians like Merrick Garland and others who dropped the ball for Trump! Robert Mueller, Merrick...

14.02.2026 40

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Debugging the White House Never Was So Much Fun!

30.01.2026 10

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America’s Top 10 Epstein/Trump Theories

20.01.2026 10

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Maduro’s Capture Details: a Little Off-Color with No Plan B!

08.01.2026 10

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MC Trump Kisses Up to Kennedy Center Honorees, Part 2

26.12.2025 10

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In the Nick of Time… Out-of-Work Actors Play Naughty Santa!

14.12.2025 10

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Waiting for Trump’s Other Shoe Lift to Drop!

11.12.2025 10

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Stop the Trump Train, I Wanna Get Off!

05.12.2025 10

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What Was the Saudi Prince Really Thinking? Top 10, Part 2

26.11.2025 10

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‘Who Are You With?’ A Prelude to a Tongue-Lashing Journalist Nightmare!

23.11.2025 10

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And the Best Actor Award Goes to… Mike Johnson!

18.11.2025 10

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‘Spinning Epstein’ in the Situation Room

16.11.2025 10

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How to Tell When Trump is Lying: a Maga Supporter Fool-Proof Assist!

07.11.2025 10

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Too Much Sake, Trump Returns from Asia Trip Randy!

02.11.2025 10

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The Day Little Donnie Trump Broke Ground – Little Donnie #11

30.10.2025 10

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Stephen Miller Brain Fart: Why the Draconian Wordsmith Went Suddenly Mute on Live TV! Top 10 Theories

16.10.2025 10

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Favorite Scene in a Movie #4: ‘Baby Boom’ – Diane Keaton Owns it!

14.10.2025 10

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A Home-Cooked Mexican Dinner Puts Stephen Miller Over the Edge!

09.10.2025 10

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Trump Tells Generals to Grow a Pair, Vance Waits in Wings!

07.10.2025 10

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My 1980’s Stand-Up Jokes Were Safely Under the FCC Radar!

23.09.2025 10

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Little Donnie #10: ‘Pinocchio’ Book Report

20.09.2025 10

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‘Always Be Closing’: Trump Scolds Speaker Johnson for Idiotic Blunder!

11.09.2025 10

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Putin: ‘Pull His Strings, Trump Will Never Shut Up!’

10.09.2025 10

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Exclusive: Little Donnie Takes a Sick Day! #9

07.09.2025 10

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Trump’s Last 10 Distractions!

28.08.2025 9

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Favorite Scene in a Movie #3: ‘Brokeback Mountain’

21.08.2025 10

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Favorite Scene in a Movie #2: ‘Falling in Love’

14.08.2025 10

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Yours Truly Has a Talk with The Man Upstairs! #2

10.08.2025 10

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My Favorite Movie Scene: ‘Sideways’

07.08.2025 10

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Today I Changed My Horoscope Sign!

01.08.2025 10

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Insecure About His Popularity, Trump Throws Red Meat Swag Bags Against the Wall

26.07.2025 10

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Comedy & Political Correctness: A Friggin’ Showstopper!

23.07.2025 10

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Where, Oh Where Could the Epstein Client List Be?

13.07.2025 10

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Things to Do While Waiting for the 2026 Midterms, Without Going Blind!

09.07.2025 10

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Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!

01.07.2025 10

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Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!

27.06.2025 20

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‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!

23.06.2025 10

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Bear Me Out: The Trump’s Bogus Outing Was No Picnic!

18.06.2025 10

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Don’t Reign on My Parade!

09.06.2025 10

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