The news, even that about “The Sopranos,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable will come out soon:

Really all you need to do is follow one simple rule: barely pay attention and jump to conclusions. So, here are some headlines today and my first thoughts:

… Only problem, every meal ends disappointingly.

Coming soon to Disney World: ‘It’s a Smallpox World After all, After All.’

How are you?
And, you?
And, you?

And, two people had a happy ending: Biden for finishing a terrific speech and whomever sat next to Laureen Boebart.

Sounds like the 2024 Oscars In Memoriam will be in the 2025 Oscars In Memoriam.

… He’s now officially a member of NWAARP

… Pushing Dean Philip’s announcement right off page 10 of the newspapers.

If they hit anything like the Cowboys do, no one’s gonna get hurt….

… No wonder an hour later they feel like attacking again!

Sounds fishy …

And they say romance is dead!

Hey, you play the slots, you take your chances.

He’s 306 degrees separated from being delicious.

Well, he is the Speaker, or so he says …

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The news, even that about “The Sopranos,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable will come out soon:

Really all........

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