The news, even that about Teri Hatcher using a dating app, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable will come out soon:

Really all you need to do is follow one simple rule: barely pay attention and jump to conclusions. So, here are some headlines today and my first thoughts:

Not only wasn’t it fake, it was spectacular!

To pay for it, Mexico has begun to pass the sombrero.

Although, Ukraine will have to use their own IKEA tools and instructions to put them together.

So, Hunter didn’t sell out his country and got to party and bang hookers, damn!

Or, you can just turn off TikTok.

Then, who’s the salesperson going to talk to instead of helping me …?

And according to low IQanons, both were staged.

It probably occurred a couple of days ago, but he just showed up now.

Santos says, “no big deal;” it’ll allow him more time to be a Supreme Court Justice.

Or, as the Kardashian’s call it ‘Tinder.’

… Wouldn’t she be better off on OnlyTans?

Anyone want to go in with me on 900 pounds of Chocolate and 1,500 Roses…?

… Damn, that must’ve been toughest on Mikey Dolenz, who’s still alive!

… He meant bilked …

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/19/24

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20.02.2024

The news, even that about Teri Hatcher using a dating app, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable will come out soon:

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