ANNOUNCER
Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show.
JERRY DUNCAN
Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. Today on the show my guest is Bozo the Clown.
JERRY
Good morning, Bozo.
BOZO THE CLOWN
Hello Larry.
JERRY
It’s Jerry, Chucklehead. Keep talking. You may say something unintelligent.
BOZO
1 and 1 is 4.
JERRY
Bingo. You beat expectations.
JERRY
What made you decide to become a clown?
BOZO
High school. I was always clowning around. The principal warned the student body not to be a Bozo. That’s how I got the name Bozo the clown. After the insult, I dropped out of school.
JERRY
I heard you enrolled in clown school.
BOZO
Yep. I learned character, farce, satire, and improvisation. For instance, how to tell jokes, squirt water in people’s faces, juggle, mime, and put on face makeup so I look like singer Barry Manilow.
JERRY
Frightening.
BOZO
Clown school changed my life. It’s where I met my wife Giggles. She was the class clown.
JERRY
Nice.
BOZO
On our first date, we honked horns and threw pies at each other. ‘Twas love at first site.
JERRY
A couple of Nobel Prize winners. What about after clown school?
BOZO
Giggles and I traveled the world with the circus. There’s always drama. Not every country likes clowns, Jerry. We only felt safe in Africa, because cannibals say clowns taste funny. In Sweden, I fell on the ice and broke my funny bone. In DC, Giggles was almost killed.
JERRY
What happened?
BOZO
She was fighting with Ronald McDonald near an intersection. The driver of a clown car ran a red light hitting another clown car. Turns out 80 MAGA Republicans were hospitalized. The driver at fault was Congressman Jim Jordan.
JERRY
No surprise. Had he been drinking?
BOZO
Yep. Too much Vodka. So much Vodka that when police arrested Jordan, he spoke with a Russian accent.
JERRY
You are the most popular clown in America.
BOZO
Wrong. It’s Donald Trump. Proving White trash isn’t just Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
JERRY
Still. What a career. You started in television. Had a hit show Bozo’s Big Top which was franchised in stations across the states. Your red hair and nose made you a hero to millions of disturbed children.
BOZO
It’s a fact, man. The Republicans credit me for their party motto, “Elect a clown, expect a circus.”
JERRY
Hey, Bozo. What do you call a blonde whose hair is dyed red?
BOZO
Don’t know.
JERRY
Artificial intelligence.
JERRY
Bozo the clown everyone. See you tomorrow.
The Jerry Duncan Show
(c) Dean B. Kaner
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Bozo the Clown
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02.02.2024
ANNOUNCER
Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show.
JERRY DUNCAN
Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. Today on the show my guest is Bozo the Clown.
JERRY
Good morning, Bozo.
BOZO THE CLOWN
Hello Larry.
JERRY
It’s Jerry, Chucklehead. Keep talking. You may say something unintelligent.
BOZO
1 and 1 is 4.
JERRY
Bingo. You beat expectations.
JERRY
What made you decide to become a clown?
BOZO
High school. I was always clowning around. The principal warned the student body not to be a Bozo. That’s how I got the name Bozo the clown.........
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