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Moreen Simpson: At least getting locked out eventually led to laughter

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03.06.2022

It really was A Tale Of Two Dippies.

A couple of wifies in their 70s, looking forward to a nattery lunch with another wrinklie pal at The Four Mile, Kingswells – far we’re mair used to claikin’ ower their delish sausage rolls at a funeral tea.

For privacy protection (she’s black-affronted) I’ll call her N: the only one of us who still drives, but who’s beginning to think about giving up in a couple of years, when she’s 80.

In a recently bought, brand new motor, she’s constantly complaining about high-tech devices she hasn’t the foggiest how to operate, harrumphing: “If only cars were as simple as they used to be.”

Plan was for her to pick me up, then on for our mate. I waited at my gate so she wouldn’t have to stop long or get out. My........

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