PARTLY FACETIOUS: Where’s Jahangir Tareen by the way?
“The European Union President Ursula von der Leyen’s plane’s GPS was jammed.”
“Was the plane a la Maryam Nawaz type, or was it a la Jahangir Tareen type?”
“Haven’t heard that name for years? Where is he these days?”
“I don’t know, but the moral of the story is: a private individual with a private plane can go into oblivion if he wants, but not…”
“Gotcha, well I am not sure. Ursula is a rich woman in her own right but…”
“Like Maryam Nawaz.”
“OK, but in her official capacity she is probably........





















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