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Trump's first criminal trial is upon us – and he's terrified

For a guy who fancies himself a tough alpha male – brimming with “I’m right and you’re wrong!” bluster like the cock of the walk – Donald...

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The Republican Party is a mess. Just ask a Republican.

If you think a liberal like me finds the Trump-era Republican Party incompetent, wait until you hear what members of the Trump-era Republican Party...

10.04.2024 8

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An eclipse-driven end times could have spared us from election news

08.04.2024 3

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I'm a guy loving the NCAA women's basketball tournament. Who knew!

Great news, fellow men. I have thoroughly enjoyed the women’s NCAA basketball tournament and it has not caused me to die! Remarkable, right? As we...

07.04.2024 7

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Why did NJ, NYC get an earthquake? It's simple: God hates us.

A 4.8-magnitude earthquake hit New Jersey and shook New York City just days before a solar eclipse will bring darkness across the land and a month or...

05.04.2024 3

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A time zone for the moon? Sounds like a liberal plot to me.

As if they haven’t already done enough to ruin America, the radical liberals in the White House have decided it’s time to ruin the moon by giving...

05.04.2024 10

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Trump made Ruby Garcia's murder about the border to scare you

Donald Trump stood before a crowd of supporters in Michigan this week and claimed he had spoken to family members of 25-year-old Ruby Garcia, who was...

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Abortion is on the ballot in Florida – spelling trouble for Trump

In the end, Ron “DeSanctimonious” DeSantis may get his revenge on Donald Trump – just not in the way he expected. The Florida governor’s...

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Biden hasn't sold a single Bible. How can I vote for such a man?

There’s one question every patriotic American voter needs to be asking right now: How many $60 Bibles has Joe Biden sold? I’ll tell you how many:...

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No Labels can't find a presidential candidate. Fine, I'll do it.

Now that former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has turned down the chance to be the No Labels presidential candidate, I am issuing the following...

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Baltimore bridge tragedy exposes the dark side of social media

As news of the tragic collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore unfolded, I was on the road in the Midwest, getting information the...

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If you don’t like March Madness, you’re not alone. I don’t either.

There’s a problem I’ve lived with my entire life, and I’m heroically opening up about it today: I don’t like March Madness. My goal in...

26.03.2024 10

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Marjorie Taylor Greene goes full MAGA, moves to oust Speaker Johnson

Moments after lawmakers in the House of Representatives passed a spending bill to avert a government shutdown – also known as “doing their job”...

22.03.2024 10

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Donald Trump is for sale. All it costs is $454 million.

FOR SALE: One used Republican presidential candidate. $454 million, firm. Don’t miss out on this great opportunity to own a Republican presidential...

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Could Kate Middleton be hiding at Trump's Mar-a-Lago? Sure, why not?

Because I have a computer and access to the internet, it's my First Amendment duty to share a theory about Kate Middleton, the...

20.03.2024 8

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Trump can't pay his New York bond. Perhaps a Mar-a-Lago garage sale?

Say you’re the likely Republican presidential nominee and you have this darn half-billion-dollar fraud judgment against you and, despite touting...

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The media focused on Trump's 'blood bath' comment. He said worse.

You might have heard some controversy over former President Donald Trump’s use of the word “blood bath” this weekend. Here’s a quick summary:...

18.03.2024 3

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Kamala Harris' abortion clinic visit shows who's on the side of women

So Vice President Kamala Harris stood in a Planned Parenthood clinic in Minnesota and said – out loud, for all the world to hear – the words...

15.03.2024 10

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Biden's State of the Union address was just what his campaign needed

14.03.2024 6

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Biden's State of the Union address was just what his campaign needed

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I applaud the GOP's new 'work until you're dead' platform

Whether it’s a conservative pundit saying retirement “is a stupid idea” or GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump talking about cutting...

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Katie Britt as Trump's VP? We should all be so lucky.

I’m going to have to insist Donald Trump pick Alabama Sen. Katie Britt – giver of the most bizarrely hilarious State of the Union response in...

12.03.2024 20

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How does daylight saving time affect dogs? We asked one.

I occasionally turn the column over to my exceedingly noble dog, Rosie. Today, Rosie is writing about daylight saving time and its unjust impact on...

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Biden's State of the Union address was just what his campaign neededRex Huppke 

Has anyone seen Sleepy Joe Biden? I was told the current president is a dementia-addled fool incapable of completing a sentence, but there was a guy...

08.03.2024 7

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Biden's State of the Union address was just what his campaign needed

Has anyone seen Sleepy Joe Biden? I was told the current president is a dementia-addled fool incapable of completing a sentence, but there was a guy...

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Biden's State of the Union should focus on the perils of Trump

President Joe Biden heads into Thursday night's State of the Union address on the heels of great news: Republican primary voters have made it clear...

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Nikki Haley lost Super Tuesday. She can still help bring down Trump.

Super Tuesday was not good for Nikki Haley, but it loudly confirmed a trend we’ve seen in the early primary states: There’s a solid chunk of...

06.03.2024 10

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Supreme Court keeps Trump on Colorado ballot. Insurrection is A-OK.

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of Donald Trump on Monday, affirming what those of us who’ve studied the Constitution already knew: Each...

04.03.2024 2

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Trump lies, has vast legal problems and is very weird. Just read this.

While network news shows and the political press at large continue treating the 2024 presidential race as if it’s a contest between two normal...

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Wendy's dynamic pricing: A chance to pay more and boost your status

Have you ever thought to yourself: “This cheeseburger I just bought tastes delicious, but wouldn’t it be cool if I could pay more for it during...

28.02.2024 6

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Face it, it's Trump vs. Biden. Michigan shows the primaries are over.

As the presidential primary polls closed in Michigan, I again felt like a young(ish) Nostradamus. As with every primary state thus far, I had foreseen...

28.02.2024 9

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Trump shows electoral weakness as GOP faces a government shutdown

After winning the Republican primary in South Carolina this weekend, Donald Trump said said he has “never seen the Republican Party so unified.”...

26.02.2024 4

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Alabama now treats frozen embryos better than many of its citizens

Now that the Alabama Supreme Court has decided frozen embryos are children under state law, the state can start treating them the way it treats...

23.02.2024 6

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Nikki Haley's powerful moment will be lost on today's GOP

Nikki Haley had a moment Tuesday. An authentic, human moment. The kind of moment that could, historically speaking, turn a struggling presidential...

21.02.2024 20

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Trump uses Navalny's death to make himself the victim. Obviously.

For a guy who fancies himself tough – big and strong and feared! – nobody plays the victim as much as Donald Trump. Following the all-but-certain...

20.02.2024 10

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Trump sneakers, a gaffe in shoe form, are like Mar-a-Lago on your feet

It was good to see the 2024 presidential campaign settle into normalcy this weekend, as leading GOP candidate Donald Trump took the traditional step...

19.02.2024 5

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Trump has to pay $354 million for fraud, so he'll scam his supporters

If you go to the online campaign shop for former president and noted fraudster Donald Trump – and I don’t recommend that you do – you’ll find...

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Turns out GOP's star Biden impeachment witness was a liar? LOL

I have to wonder if Republicans who live to serve Donald Trump, like the ones in the U.S. House of Representatives trying their darndest to impeach...

16.02.2024 40

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New conspiracy theory dropped: Can Beyoncé's country music help Biden?

The sensible conspiracy theories about President Joe Biden rigging the NFL and setting Taylor Swift up to endorse him on the Super Bowl...

15.02.2024 6

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Trump's NATO threat is more serious than Biden's gaffes. Act like it.

A few days ago, one Republican special counsel declared 81-year-old President Joe Biden old and questioned his memory. The president then, in a...

13.02.2024 5

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The GOP can't govern, and doesn't want to, thanks to Trump

A quick message to the American people, from your always-hard-at-work Republican Party: Some of you may have noticed that we, your Republican...

12.02.2024 20

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What if the Taylor Swift, Super Bowl conspiracy is a false flag?

Thank god Super Bowl Sunday is finally here so we can dispatch with the ridiculous Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce conspiracy theories and focus on the one...

11.02.2024 6

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Supreme Court may keep Trump on ballot. That's a good thing, actually.

In fairly short order, the U.S. Supreme Court will rule on whether Colorado can keep former president and current criminal defendant Donald Trump off...

09.02.2024 9

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Nevada primary proves GOP must take 'none of these candidates' seriously

There’s a new dark-horse candidate in the GOP presidential race following Tuesday night’s shocking primary results in Nevada, and its name is...

07.02.2024 40

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India sets suspected Chinese spy pigeon free, putting us all at risk

I’m deeply disappointed, and concerned, that authorities in India caved to the woke, pro-pigeon mob and released a suspected Chinese spy pigeon they...

07.02.2024 10

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Texas border 'invasion' is latest scam to bait Trump followers

It’s time for non-brainwashed Americans and the media at large to accept something: former President Donald Trump’s “MAGA movement” is a...

05.02.2024 3

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Don't worry. GOP won't help families while Biden is president.

It appears Republican lawmakers might have accidentally legislated. I know, it’s shocking. They seem to occupy the halls of Congress largely for the...

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Real Trump supporters should quit jobs to defeat Biden's hot economy

To all devoted MAGA patriots aboard the Trump Train: America’s economy appears to have gone woke and is now fully supporting the reelection of...

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Chiefs, Taylor Swift in the Super Bowl? NFL is RIGGED!

As soon as the Kansas City Chiefs, D-Taylor Swift, beat the Baltimore Ravens to advance to the Super Bowl, right-wing thought leaders flooded social...

29.01.2024 5

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Economy is good, so now the border is all the GOP can talk about

A message to all Americans, from the Republican Party: Hello citizens of this amazing nation that President Joe Biden has singlehandedly burned down...

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