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Here’s a big middle-finger salute to President Joe Biden, who, by stepping aside as the Democratic presidential nominee, has singlehandedly ruined...
I have fantastic news for liberals, for people in the LGBTQ community, for folks who consider themselves woke, for Democratic lawmakers and...
Four days after a shooter attempted to assassinate former President Donald Trump, wounding him in the ear and shocking the nation, we still have heard...
On Tuesday, Republican National Convention organizers took some time away from their broader message – “Please elect this convicted felon who’s...
Promises of a “new tone” from former President Donald Trump in the wake of a horrific attempt on his life at a weekend rally lasted a predictably...
News of a shooting at former President Donald Trump’s rally in Pennsylvania broke Saturday, then descended immediately into the chaotic churn of...
Greetings, I am an American Political Pundit Man, and I am here to judge President Joe Biden’s performance at Thursday night’s NATO press...
Folks, I’m worried about Donald Trump and his mental decline, which was on vivid display at a rally Tuesday night on one of his Florida golf...
Great news: The Republican Party is now officially just as weird and drunk-uncle-ish as Donald Trump, the convicted felon the party is rolling out as...
Democrats are all atwitter, having a hard but necessary discussion about President Joe Biden’s age and ability to continue as the party’s...
Hello, I am a concerned Democratic voter and I believe it is imperative that President Joe Biden step aside and allow a new candidate to take his...
In a moment sure to thrill closet monarchists, the U.S. Supreme Court kicked off the Fourth of July week by announcing America’s independence from...
Someone must have dropped America on its head, because this country isn’t making a lick of sense. President Joe Biden had a disastrous debate...
Well, the idea that President Joe Biden would be pumped up with performance-enhancing drugs was soundly debunked during Thursday’s presidential...
The breathless advance coverage of the first debate between President Joe Biden and a well-known convicted felon has overlooked one key question: Will...
Louisiana’s governor signed a law requiring a poster-sized display of the Ten Commandments in every public school classroom in the state, something...
There’s only one solution to the heat wave plaguing America and the possibly record-breaking temperatures so many of us patriots are being forced to...
U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy has sensibly called on Congress to pass legislation mandating warning labels on social media sites. In a New York...
In the daily haze of news surrounding convicted felon and presumptive GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump, the voices of his supporters are often...
Donald Trump paraded his way to Capitol Hill on Thursday and graciously gave congressional Republicans a chance to smooch his felonious posterior....
Radical vegan nomenclaturists have now DESTROYED the Fourth of July by getting competitive hot-dog gulper and true American hero Joey Chestnut banned...
Thank God for MY PRESIDENT, Donald J. Trump, the one presidential candidate with courage enough to confront the greatest twin threats of our time:...
Hunter Biden’s conviction on federal gun charges is the needle that pops former president and convicted felon Donald Trump’s inflated and...
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene took the stage at a weekend political rally in Las Vegas and, in the dulcet tones of an end-stage cicada, made clear she...
If there’s one thing we know for certain it’s that conservative Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito’s wife loves flags. Absolutely adores the...
Felon Donald Trump arose glassy-eyed from his crypt of self-pity Friday morning to remind Americans he’s not just the first convicted criminal to...
Donald Trump – a well-established liar and consistently cruel conspiracy theorist – will carry a new label into the 2024 presidential election:...
And now we wait. The jury in the first-ever criminal trial of a former president – Donald Trump, the best the GOP could come up with for a...
Like most American patriots, I live in constant fear of seeing a bridge or causeway lit up in colors other than red, white and blue. That’s why...
The last words I spoke to George Lukacs were sincere but woefully delayed: “Thank you, thank you, thank you.” Mr. Lukacs was my high school...
I have bad news: Americans are political polling themselves to death. There are way too many people standing open-mouthed in front of the firehose of...
Donald Trump, according to under-oath testimony from Michael Cohen, his former attorney and fixer, was worried the story of his alleged affair with...
We Americans are staring down the barrel of a double-brood cicada emergence, a bound-to-be cacophonous event that will rattle our eardrums, make...
Hi, I have a quick question: Is it bad when your political party’s presidential candidate is on criminal trial and a former adult film star...
One of the biggest questions swirling around Donald Trump’s reelection campaign – aside from “Will he or won’t he be a convicted felon?” and...
Well, they said it couldn’t be done. Americans who’ve maintained their sanity saw no way, in this age of performative political extremism, that a...
Once again, the liberal media is claiming PRESIDENT Donald Trump is falling asleep during his UNJUST criminal trial in Manhattan. These so-called...
To: South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem From: The governor’s public relations team Subject: Sorry about the dog-killing issue Dear Gov. Noem: Well,...
An attorney for former president and current criminal defendant Donald Trump stood in front of the nine U.S. Supreme Court justices Thursday begging...
Hello, my name is REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS and I’m honored to share with you my 100% honest review of pop icon Taylor Swift’s latest album,...
For perhaps the first time in his life, Donald Trump had to spend a week shutting up. There was one place he had to be – a Manhattan criminal...
One high-profile Republican, a sitting U.S. senator, suggested peaceful protesters should be thrown off bridges. Another high-profile Republican,...