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Hello, I am a House Republican. As America hurtles toward a government shutdown, I and my fellow GOP colleagues would like to say that, in our...
The internet has once again made me feel insecure, this time by suggesting that most men spend considerable time thinking about the Roman Em p ire....
So Twitter-slayer Elon Musk is thinking about making all users pay to access the site now known, dumbly, as X. He said Monday he’s considering “a...
The United Auto Workers are now on strike, and writers and actors have been striking against Hollywood studios for months. These work stoppages are...
As Americans march toward the 2024 presidential election and into a dust cloud of news and punditry, let’s think more broadly about what matters...
As Americans, we should all be OUTRAGED that Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert was kicked out of a Denver theater for being a modern-day Republican. Yes,...
After House Speaker Kevin McCarthy announced a formal impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden – presumably on the grounds of being...
It’s vaccine booster season, baby! That wonderful time of year when radicals like me who “trust science” and “believe medical experts” get...
It’s nearly autumn, and that means football, pumpkin-spice everything and the new liberal tradition of hanging a KN95 mask on the front door to ward...
Here’s some breaking news: President Joe Biden is an older fellow. Biden’s 80. He’s “up in years.” The man is no spring chicken. Biden is,...
So there’s a new TikTok health trend called “silent walking,” and like most reasonable Americans, it makes me furious. The idea is to go on a...
Dear fellow graduates of the Republican School for Performative Outrage: As I’m sure you’re aware, there have been two very serious not-real...
While former president and current criminal defendant Donald Trump has been busy raising nearly $2 million hawking T-shirts bearing the image of his...
There it is, Republicans. We now have a booking photo of former president and current criminal defendant Donald Trump, and that face – washed out by...
The main thing Ron DeSantis needed at the first GOP presidential primary debate was to not be Ron DeSantis. Tragically for him, he was very much...
In preparation for Wednesday night’s Republican presidential primary debate, the party has unwittingly instituted a system that should help voters...
Former president and current criminal defendant Donald Trump is likely to skip this week’s GOP presidential primary debate, so the event could use a...
I’m beginning to wonder if Republican Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis' presidential campaign is a social experiment aimed at measuring how much...
As a proud supporter of former President Donald Trump (INNOCENT!), I am outraged by a Georgia grand jury’s indictment alleging he was operating a...
It appears former President Donald Trump will be indicted again this week, adding to his already impressive list of post-presidency criminal charges....
In the wake of another electoral shellacking centered on the issue of abortion rights – this time in Ohio – I propose the Republican Party...
To: The Ron DeSantis presidential campaign From: USA TODAY columnist Rex Huppke Subject: Application for campaign manager position Dear Gov. DeSantis:...
To put this in terms former president and current defendant Donald Trump might understand, the judge in his latest criminal case needs to hit him with...
So there is this funny thought rattling around GOP presidential primary candidate Ron DeSantis’ noggin, and the noggins of various right-wing pundit...
Climate change may be causing our faces to melt off and former President Donald Trump might be getting indicted every other day or so, but there’s a...
Like many Americans, I’ll always remember where I was when former President Donald Trump was indicted for the third time. I was in my favorite...
So here’s the thing about a lot of Republican voters when it comes to former President Donald Trump: They want him to be president again. You can...
There are two versions of what happened to Hunter Biden in federal court Wednesday. One is grounded in reality, and one is the kind of slobbering...
I am mad – mad I tell you! – about the new “Barbie” movie. My anger is palpable and is deeply rooted in several specific things, like Chinese...
Great news, everybody. It turns out Republicans ARE in favor of former President Donald Trump being prosecuted and held accountable! I never thought...
As a well-sourced member of the national news media, I have received the following statement from planet Earth regarding climate change and what...
Far-right Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene might have accidentally realized Joe Biden is a good president. The predominantly ludicrous lawmaker...
Consider a few moments from this past week featuring politicians and pundits in the present-day Republican party. Sen. Tommy Tuberville of Alabama...
I have a quick message to TV and film companies like Netflix, Disney, Amazon and Warner Bros.: Dip into your embarrassingly deep pockets and pay the...
House Republicans are convinced the FBI and the Department of Justice and basically any law enforcement agency that hasn’t found President Joe Biden...
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has a “Florida man” problem. The man in question is former President Donald Trump – the monarch of Mar-a-Lago –...
I have good news and bad news for humanity. The good news is, despite a recent spate of record-high temperatures and multitudinous indications we’re...
I’m not one to give Republican Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis advice, aside from, “Consider returning to the swamp from whence you came.” But I will...
Last I checked, there are approximately 3,756 Republicans running for the GOP presidential nomination, and the vast majority of them – particularly...
Members of an Indiana chapter of the group Moms for Liberty found out this week that Adolf Hitler, the German Nazi leader who oversaw the systemic...
In the latest episode of “Wealthy White Dudes Get Their Tender Feelings Hurt By An Adjective” self-proclaimed free-speech absolutist Elon Musk has...
While Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is out there fighting to defeat an invisible thing he calls “the woke mind virus,” his young presidential campaign...
As Donald Trump was arraigned in a federal courthouse in Miami, his Republican presidential primary opponents were placed in a metaphorical box. From...
Now that my favorite president, Donald Trump, is facing a 37-count indictment from the feds, I join with my brothers and sisters in MAGA, and with all...
Dear Republicans: News broke that former President Donald Trump has been indicted on federal charges relating to classified documents found at his...
Wouldn’t you know it, America gets a couple days of perfectly natural smoke coming in from Canada and northeastern liberals immediately break out...
Like most Americans, I am OUTRAGED that the rogue nation of Canada is mucking up our beautiful American air with smoke from its presumably...