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Harris for president? What about all my anti-Biden merch?

Here’s a big middle-finger salute to President Joe Biden, who, by stepping aside as the Democratic presidential nominee, has singlehandedly ruined...

23.07.2024 10

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Great news, woke liberals: Trump now accepts all Americans!

I have fantastic news for liberals, for people in the LGBTQ community, for folks who consider themselves woke, for Democratic lawmakers and...

19.07.2024 20

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Trump survived a shooting. We still don't know how he's doing.

Four days after a shooter attempted to assassinate former President Donald Trump, wounding him in the ear and shocking the nation, we still have heard...

17.07.2024 6

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'United' RNC trots out Haley, DeSantis – who Trump brutally insulted

On Tuesday, Republican National Convention organizers took some time away from their broader message – “Please elect this convicted felon who’s...

17.07.2024 70

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After shooting, Trump shows unity means he gets what he wants

Promises of a “new tone” from former President Donald Trump in the wake of a horrific attempt on his life at a weekend rally lasted a predictably...

15.07.2024 4

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Trump rally shooting news turns to twisted chaos on social media

News of a shooting at former President Donald Trump’s rally in Pennsylvania broke Saturday, then descended immediately into the chaotic churn of...

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Biden press conference shows he's a capable president. Sorry, pundits.

Greetings, I am an American Political Pundit Man, and I am here to judge President Joe Biden’s performance at Thursday night’s NATO press...

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Trump's sad mental decline was on full display at Florida rally

Folks, I’m worried about Donald Trump and his mental decline, which was on vivid display at a rally Tuesday night on one of his Florida golf...

10.07.2024 10

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Trump's GOP platform is the dumbest thing you'll ever read

Great news: The Republican Party is now officially just as weird and drunk-uncle-ish as Donald Trump, the convicted felon the party is rolling out as...

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Biden's age is a distraction. Threat of Trump, Project 2025 is real.

Democrats are all atwitter, having a hard but necessary discussion about President Joe Biden’s age and ability to continue as the party’s...

08.07.2024 5

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I like Biden, but I really want to get paid to make new campaign signs

Hello, I am a concerned Democratic voter and I believe it is imperative that President Joe Biden step aside and allow a new candidate to take his...

03.07.2024 7

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Supreme Court's broad ruling of immunity for Trump gives us King Biden

In a moment sure to thrill closet monarchists, the U.S. Supreme Court kicked off the Fourth of July week by announcing America’s independence from...

01.07.2024 9

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Biden's struggles are concerning. But GOP, media give Trump a pass.

Someone must have dropped America on its head, because this country isn’t making a lick of sense. President Joe Biden had a disastrous debate...

01.07.2024 9

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Biden's debate was a disaster, but Trump is still the real threat

Well, the idea that President Joe Biden would be pumped up with performance-enhancing drugs was soundly debunked during Thursday’s presidential...

28.06.2024 60

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Will Trump debate Biden? Don't count on it.

The breathless advance coverage of the first debate between President Joe Biden and a well-known convicted felon has overlooked one key question: Will...

25.06.2024 200

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Louisiana's Ten Commandments law should come with Trump disclaimer

Louisiana’s governor signed a law requiring a poster-sized display of the Ten Commandments in every public school classroom in the state, something...

20.06.2024 5

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Brutal heat wave must be Biden's fault, right MAGA? Sure, why not?

There’s only one solution to the heat wave plaguing America and the possibly record-breaking temperatures so many of us patriots are being forced to...

18.06.2024 30

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Surgeon general's warning: BEYOND HERE BE SOCIAL MEDIA MONSTERS!

U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy has sensibly called on Congress to pass legislation mandating warning labels on social media sites. In a New York...

17.06.2024 10

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'Guns will come out': Why Trump doesn't condemn MAGA's threats

In the daily haze of news surrounding convicted felon and presumptive GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump, the voices of his supporters are often...

16.06.2024 70

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Trump calls RNC host Milwaukee 'horrible.' It will be when he's there.

Donald Trump paraded his way to Capitol Hill on Thursday and graciously gave congressional Republicans a chance to smooch his felonious posterior....

13.06.2024 4

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Vegans cost Joey Chestnut a win at 2024 Hot Dog Eating Contest

Radical vegan nomenclaturists have now DESTROYED the Fourth of July by getting competitive hot-dog gulper and true American hero Joey Chestnut banned...

12.06.2024 2

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Unlike Trump, Biden is too weak to address our shark/battery crisis

Thank God for MY PRESIDENT, Donald J. Trump, the one presidential candidate with courage enough to confront the greatest twin threats of our time:...

12.06.2024 50

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Hunter Biden found guilty. Hey Trump, is the system still 'rigged'?

Hunter Biden’s conviction on federal gun charges is the needle that pops former president and convicted felon Donald Trump’s inflated and...

11.06.2024 3

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Trump as the messiah? Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to think so.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene took the stage at a weekend political rally in Las Vegas and, in the dulcet tones of an end-stage cicada, made clear she...

10.06.2024 40

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Alito flag controversy is big deal. Republicans want us to ignore it.

If there’s one thing we know for certain it’s that conservative Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito’s wife loves flags. Absolutely adores the...

03.06.2024 100

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Face it, GOP. Trump's cheese slid off his cracker. It ain't coming back.

Felon Donald Trump arose glassy-eyed from his crypt of self-pity Friday morning to remind Americans he’s not just the first convicted criminal to...

31.05.2024 20

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Trump found guilty, must now campaign for president as convicted felon

Donald Trump – a well-established liar and consistently cruel conspiracy theorist – will carry a new label into the 2024 presidential election:...

31.05.2024 50

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As Trump verdict looms, don't ignore horrible things he's doing now

And now we wait. The jury in the first-ever criminal trial of a former president – Donald Trump, the best the GOP could come up with for a...

29.05.2024 40

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Ron DeSantis mandates patriotic lights for all Florida bridges

Like most American patriots, I live in constant fear of seeing a bridge or causeway lit up in colors other than red, white and blue.  That’s why...

23.05.2024 100

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Donald Trump won't testify in his hush money trial. What a chicken!

21.05.2024 20

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My dying teacher's final lesson, and a thank you 30 years overdue

The last words I spoke to George Lukacs were sincere but woefully delayed: “Thank you, thank you, thank you.” Mr. Lukacs was my high school...

21.05.2024 70

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Americans are addicted to useless presidential polling

I have bad news: Americans are political polling themselves to death. There are way too many people standing open-mouthed in front of the firehose of...

19.05.2024 40

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Here are rules for Republicans heading to Trump's trial to tell lies

17.05.2024 80

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Did Joe Biden kill the Chuck E. animatronic band? Yes. Yes he did.

16.05.2024 40

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Did Trump think men would find Stormy Daniels story ‘cool’? Pathetic.

Donald Trump, according to under-oath testimony from Michael Cohen, his former attorney and fixer, was worried the story of his alleged affair with...

14.05.2024 60

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Have you noticed that Trump has gotten lazy with his lies? It's sad.

13.05.2024 10

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Fox News labels Trump 'sex god' and RFK Jr. has a brain worm. Yeesh.

10.05.2024 50

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Trump toady Marjorie Taylor Greene finally on the outs in the GOP

09.05.2024 20

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Trillions of cicadas will be noisy. Let's scream alongside them.

We Americans are staring down the barrel of a double-brood cicada emergence, a bound-to-be cacophonous event that will rattle our eardrums, make...

08.05.2024 30

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Stormy Daniels testifies, and it's not great for Donald Trump

Hi, I have a quick question: Is it bad when your political party’s presidential candidate is on criminal trial and a former adult film star...

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Trump considers his VP pick. Does anyone actually want that job?

One of the biggest questions swirling around Donald Trump’s reelection campaign – aside from “Will he or won’t he be a convicted felon?” and...

05.05.2024 10

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Marjorie Taylor Greene's war on Mike Johnson is too nuts even for MAGA

Well, they said it couldn’t be done. Americans who’ve maintained their sanity saw no way, in this age of performative political extremism, that a...

02.05.2024 60

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Trump snoozing at trial? No way. He's planning policy proposals.

Once again, the liberal media is claiming PRESIDENT Donald Trump is falling asleep during his UNJUST criminal trial in Manhattan. These so-called...

01.05.2024 80

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Trump VP hopeful Kristi Noem bragged about killing a puppy. Oops?

To: South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem From: The governor’s public relations team Subject: Sorry about the dog-killing issue Dear Gov. Noem: Well,...

29.04.2024 80

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Supreme Court hears Trump's immunity case, a victory for con artists

An attorney for former president and current criminal defendant Donald Trump stood in front of the nine U.S. Supreme Court justices Thursday begging...

26.04.2024 50

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Trump trial goes on, but MAGA supporters are few and far between. Sad.

23.04.2024 40

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An honest review of Taylor Swift's album: Does it matter what I think?

Hello, my name is REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS and I’m honored to share with you my 100% honest review of pop icon Taylor Swift’s latest album,...

23.04.2024 20

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Trump's trial is driving him mad. Expect his behavior to get worse.

For perhaps the first time in his life, Donald Trump had to spend a week shutting up. There was one place he had to be – a Manhattan criminal...

21.04.2024 100

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Violent GOP: Kari Lake talks Glocks, Tom Cotton encourages vigilantes

One high-profile Republican, a sitting U.S. senator, suggested peaceful protesters should be thrown off bridges. Another high-profile Republican,...

19.04.2024 20

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Sharing juror details makes media Trump's unwitting accomplice

18.04.2024 8

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