Target: Musk

Zillionaire Elon Musk's glorious red-pilling has, predictably, made him Public Enemy Number One of the garbage ruling caste. Back when he was only...

I'm Concerned That Trump Is Going to Lose His Influence

Let's talk about Donald Trump and his track record of endorsements.  In Pennsylvania, State Senator Doug Mastriano, who was running to be the GOP's...

No More Letting Them Slander Conservatives

It's been a few days since some freak decided to go on a shooting spree, and the left told you it was all your fault because this toad scribbled an...

Let Dumb Institutions Like Sports Illustrated Commit Suicide

They put an enormous chick on the cover of the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, and when I say “enormous” I mean morbidly obese, chunky as...

Conservatives, Stop Falling in Love with Politicians

You gotta hand it to conservatives – we get abused and dumped and generally treated like dishrags, but we never stop falling for the latest...

Democrats Are Being Run by Extreme Lunatics

Senator Chuck Schumer brought up an abortion bill that basically makes not only abortion available until the kid's like walking, but forces the states...

Latinx Americans Are Ditching Dems, In Part Because of This Latinx Thing

It’s an absolute delight to watch the Democrats go all-in on Hispanic voters and then, in the way one might expect from pasty ruling caste goofs,...

The Ruling Caste Only Cares About Abortion and Ukraine

Have you noticed how pro-abortion lunatics always seem to have a Ukrainian flag in their usernames? Seems they are always cheerleading someone else...

Yawn – Yet Another Never Trump Loser Sucks Up to the Media

If there’s a genre that’s worn out its welcome, it’s the self-hagiographical tell-all tome by some second-tier Trump administration hack who...

The Democrats Are Completely Screwed

The big news of the day is, whatever happened to Roe v. Wade? Two days ago, it was a giant news thing, and now people are like, "Eh, what else you...

We Can’t Let Ourselves Be Oppressed by Weirdos, Losers, and Mutations

Have you noticed the absolute freakshow quality of the people who want to keep us in chains? Perhaps it’s one thing to be repressed by people who...

Are We Setting Billions on Fire to Make DC Hacks Feel Butch and Put Our Troops at Risk?

Everyone in Washington thinks it’s a great idea to hand Ukraine $33 billion and maybe they should think that through. Of course, they won’t. And...

Use Biden’s Student Loan Rich Jerk Giveaway to Destroy Academia

We need to do everything we can to ensure that the Crustacean-in-Chief folds to the left again and decides to pay-off his constituency of affluent,...

Pay. Your. Debts.

This is the Townhall VIP "Stream of Kurtiousness" where I just kind of go off, and let me start by going off with this: PAY YOUR F***ING DEBTS. GET...

Conservatives Are Not Giving Spineless Leaders Any Second Chances

Okay, you have every right to expect that, by now, anyone purporting to be a conservative thought leader – ugh, what a lame term – will be...

Democrats Are Letting Us Write Their 2022 Platform

Is it wrong to giggle hysterically at the Democrats’ electoral predicament? No, it’s right – so very, very right. You see, not only are they...

Liberal Corporations Are Confused and Scared Because Conservatives Now Fight Back

It’s always fun when progressive jerks try to leverage their bizarre perceptions of our beliefs to get us to do what they want. It can be some smug...

Laying Waste to Disney

What comes to mind this week? Ron DeSantis laying waste to Disney. Disney stepped to Ron but really stepped to all of us and basically said, "We're...

Oligarchs Will Not Save Us

I like Elon Musk’s style, his refusal to conform to the dictates of the dictators, and his cool sci-fi villain’s name, but here’s the thing –...

Hating on Free Speech

Thanks to Elon Musk, we now clearly see how our enemies hate the idea of free speech – at least for us peasants. And of course they do, since they...

Defending American Democracy Requires We Start by Crushing the Public School Weirdos

If you think pierced mutants with blue hair and gender confusion have some sort of right to leverage their position as public school teachers to groom...

There Are No Political Saviors

If You Like Donald Trump Then You Want a Real Primary

Democrat Death March to November

Call Groomers 'Groomers' Because of Their Grooming and Because It Annoys David French

See, it’s important that you not use undeniably accurate terms to describe our enemies because by doing so you may convey truthful information...

The Left Has Lost the Fight

Destroy Disney

Adios, Dad

I'm going to try to draw larger points from the loss of my father last weekend since a thousand words of me complaining about the inevitable...

It's Like Democrats Want to Be Crushed in November

Who says we can’t build bridges with the commie-loving, groomer-excusing, weather-worshiping race freaks of the left? We both seem to agree on...

Happy Trans Visibility Day!

I want to wish you all a Happy Trans Visibility Day! I... don't know what that means. Are we told that transsexuals are invisible? That no one notices...

Happy Trans Visibility Day!

I want to wish you all a Happy Trans Visibility Day! I... don't know what that means. Are we told that transsexuals are invisible? That no one...

People Are Getting Tired of One-Way Tolerance

There was a time not long ago when even the most based conservative was willing to live and let live with all manner of divergent and bizarre people,...

Let’s Encourage Hollywood Phonies to Punch Each Other

Ukraine Should Keep Fighting and So Should We

She Said This Under Oath

'Worse Than What Happened to Kavanaugh'

The GOP Needs to Reject Losers Like Eric Greitens

The Left Is Targeting Kids and Now the Fight Is On

It’s not clear why the left has declared open season on little kids, but it has. Whether it is because they think they can seize the future by...

Hey GOP, There’s More Than Just Ukraine Going On

There’s this thing called multitasking and we GOP voters expect the Republicans to try it out. Democrats? Nah, because we expect nothing from...

The Woke Left Is Destroying Everything

The DeSantis Doctrine

You gotta hand it to a guy who convinces Democrats to die on the hill of defending perverted groomers talking about sex with little school kids. It's...

The Conservative Love Affair with Tulsi

I like Tulsi Gabbard, in the sense that she’s a Democrat who does not seem to hate my guts and she is an Army light colonel who is not a simpering...

Can We Have Some Real Talk About Ukraine?

Time to get real. Ukraine is an equal opportunity crisis because it provides politicians of both parties a chance to be wrong, although it allows...

Ron DeSantis Lays Down the Law to the Mouse

Ron DeSantis: laying down the law to the mouse. The Uyghur-hating, pervert, groomer agenda-loving mouse that is Disney. "What are you talking...

Thank You, Ron DeSantis, for Standing Up for Our Kids

Ron DeSantis: laying down the law to the mouse. The Uyghur-hating, pervert, groomer agenda-loving mouse that is Disney. "What are you talking about,...

No Sacrifices for Ukraine

We owe the Ukrainians nothing, yet our garbage ruling class is demanding that we brace ourselves for unspecified “sacrifices” for their sake just...

Climate Hoax Hacks Love Putin

Here’s the thing – you cannot claim to both oppose Putin and fight global warming. Of course, Putin exists and global warming is a giant scam...

If Telling People to Shape Up Is Bullying, Then America Needs More Bullying

Hurricane Katrina had nothing on the collective panty wetting by the regime media when Governor Ron DeSantis told a bunch of teens to divest...

The Left Is Trying to Break Attorney-Client Privilege

Ukraine Arms Its People; Americans Say 'Way Ahead of You'

Imagine you’re a Democrat for a minute – to fully experience the effect, invent some pronouns and forget which bathroom to use – then think of...