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Trump Holds All the Cards in Iran

Trump Holds All the Cards in Iran

Editor’s Note: Join us in the fight against the radical left today and support our reporting as President Trump continues to usher in the Golden...

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Democrats Say 'Heil Platner!'

Democrats Say 'Heil Platner!'

With the recusal of ancient Governor Janet Mills—she was just too normal to compete in today's slippery-slope-to-totalitarianism Donkey...

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The Democrats’ Malice and/or Stupidity Is Real, Not Staged

The Democrats’ Malice and/or Stupidity Is Real, Not Staged

Yet again, Democrat behavior raises the eternal question – are they stupid or are they evil? The current issue is the notion that the assassination...

05.05.2026 2

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Online Trolls Call Themselves Experts, but None Match my Expertise in Genocide

Online Trolls Call Themselves Experts, but None Match my Expertise in Genocide

Editor’s Note: Join us in the fight against the radical left today and support our reporting as President Trump continues to usher in the Golden...

05.05.2026 5

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How Can You Even Blackpill?

How Can You Even Blackpill?

How can anyone blackpill at a time like this? The reality is that the left can’t win. That’s not just happy talk. That's objective reality....

03.05.2026 10

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Blue Cities and States Are Dying. Cause of Death: Suicide.

Blue Cities and States Are Dying. Cause of Death: Suicide.

Editor's Note: Join us in the fight against the radical Left today and support our reporting as President Trump continues to usher in the Golden...

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The Courts Are Guilty of Failing to Do Their Job

The Courts Are Guilty of Failing to Do Their Job

So, I want to get this straight, because I’m a little confused. We’re supposed to respect federal judges who are appointed for life and not...

29.04.2026 4

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Some Republicans Know How to Win

Some Republicans Know How to Win

Hats off to Ron DeSantis for showing something that Republicans aren’t used to seeing from their polls: evidence of manhood. Big, swinging evidence....

28.04.2026 3

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They Want Us Dead

They Want Us Dead

Editor’s Note: Join us in the fight against the radical left today and support our reporting as President Trump continues to usher in the Golden...

27.04.2026 9

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Republicans Better Have Georgia on Their Mind

With all the other freaky Senate races happening, the Georgia race isn’t getting the attention it deserves. This is an opportunity to win a...

26.04.2026 7

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Here's What We Learned From Virginia's Election Results

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23.04.2026 10

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What Do Immigrants Owe Us?

We keep hearing it, over and over again, about how we Americans are somehow morally obligated to aliens – illegal or otherwise. About how we...

22.04.2026 9

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Stop Being a Bum and Support Your Own Family

Rarely in human history has any one event led to such a confluence of stupid insights, ridiculous analogies, and unsound premises than the Iran War,...

21.04.2026 10

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Donald Trump Understands Real Power

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The Most Important Lesson of the Iran War Is To Buy Guns and Ammo

It’s remarkable how the real world always illustrates the Founders’ wisdom, graphically and undeniably. Take the current situation in Iran. It’s...

19.04.2026 10

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Norms Only Exist to Protect the Status Quo. Ignore Them.

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16.04.2026 10

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John Cornyn Will Be a Texas Thom Tillis and That’s Awful

It’s no secret that John Cornyn is in grave danger of having the good people of Texas dislodge him from the senatorial sinecure he’s occupied...

15.04.2026 10

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Trump Finally Has Enough of the Podcast People

We’ve all heard the panicans shrieking about how Donald Trump’s voters are allegedly ditching him, but who is actually abandoning the president?...

14.04.2026 10

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Why Is the Party That Supports Abortion and Mutilating Kids Offended by Trump's Fight With the Pope?

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How About a Dignity Act for Actual Americans?

Here’s an idea - how about a Dignity Act that treats Americans with some dignity? Oh, I mean the “Dignidad Act” because using a Spanish word in...

12.04.2026 10

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We Finally Have a Fighter Who Fights for Us

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09.04.2026 7

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Americans Are Done With Feckless, Useless, and Weak Fake Allies

Give Donald Trump credit for his ambition – he’s not only taking out America’s longstanding enemies, but he’s redefining the entire post-war...

08.04.2026 6

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Enough of the Soft, Whiny Podcast Bros

If you can’t even muster up the manhood to support killing our enemies, what the hell use are you? Seriously. Right now we’re in a war against...

07.04.2026 9

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Where Are All These 'War Crimes' I Keep Hearing About?

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06.04.2026 10

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Don’t Freak Out When We Lose the Birthright Citizenship Case

Are you ready to be sad? Because I’m not going to sugarcoat it for you. I’m not going to whistle a happy tune as I blow sunshine up your Schumer....

05.04.2026 10

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Republicans Have an Ineptitude Problem

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02.04.2026 10

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Our Own Ruling Class Desperately Wants to Lose This War

What’s more treacherous and treasonous than wishing your own country gets defeated in war, especially by a bunch of goat-molesting seventh-century...

01.04.2026 10

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Hollywood Woke Moralizing Is the Pits

Why, oh why, can’t they just make a show that’s fun? Why, oh why, do they have to take something that’s otherwise cool and interesting and turn...

31.03.2026 10

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What Can We Read Into This Year's CPAC?

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30.03.2026 10

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The Victory Option

There are two kinds of people: the kind of people who want to end the Iran War and people who want to win the Iran War. The Victory Option encompasses...

29.03.2026 10

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Paxton > Cornyn

Being an adult is about making choices, and the choice in Texas is one we shouldn’t have had to make. We should have had a quality conservative...

25.03.2026 10

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Regime Media Journalists, Besides Being Commies, Are Terrible at Their Jobs

Here’s my beef about the regime media. Well, it’s one of many beefs, including its bizarre, biased, and absolute commitment to America’s defeat...

24.03.2026 10

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Republicans Need to Care Less About How Likable They Are

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

23.03.2026 10

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No, MAGA Is Not Falling Apart Because a Few Podcasters Did Not Get Their Way

Oh no, the America First/MAGA coalition is completely falling apart because – and I want to make sure I’ve got this correct – Donald Trump has...

22.03.2026 10

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Regime Media Can't Hide Their Desire for America to Be Defeated

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

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Don’t Listen to Idiots About the Iran War

You could be forgiven for wondering who and what to believe when you go on social media or look at the regime media, or listen to politicians, and...

18.03.2026 20

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The Cultural Vanguard Is Now the Cultural Rearguard

You were not alone – I was not watching the Oscars either the other night. I didn’t even know they were happening until they happened, and I bet...

17.03.2026 10

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Are Social Media Influencers Fracturing MAGA?

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

16.03.2026 10

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Dirty Words Trump Dirty Deeds for the Next SCOTUS Pick

If Samuel Alito decides to call it quits this summer – and there are good reasons for him to do so that have nothing to do with his stellar...

15.03.2026 10

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Yes, Democrats Are Even Anti-Nice Meals for Our Troops

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

12.03.2026 10

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Trump’s Texas Deal Dilemma

If Fredocon dreamboat David French is supporting that creepy Democrat blasphemer James Talarico, that’s all you need to know if you’re a Texan –...

11.03.2026 20

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Nobody’s Calling London

Imagine having a major war, and some of the most powerful countries in the world just a few decades ago didn’t get an invitation, or even a warning....

10.03.2026 20

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The Libertarians Are Back at It Again

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

09.03.2026 20

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You Can’t Out-MAGA Donald Trump

Why won’t you MAGA people cooperate and freak out? Why won’t you accept that America is not only being defeated by the Iranians, but that Tel Aviv...

08.03.2026 20

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Ignore International Law. There Is no Such Thing

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

06.03.2026 20

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Iran Is Merely a Chess Piece in a Much Bigger Game

Let’s get real about what this latest iteration of the until-now endless Iran War is all about. There’s no imminent threat. That assertion is a...

05.03.2026 10

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The Midterm Campaign Will Be 'America Is Awesome vs. America Is Awful'

After President Donald Trump‘s magnificent State of the Union opus last week, the national component of the 2026 midterm campaign is now underway,...

04.03.2026 10

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Iran Is Merely a Chess Piece in a Much Bigger Game

Let’s get real about what this latest iteration of the until-now endless Iran War is all about. There’s no imminent threat. That assertion is a...

03.03.2026 10

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Most of the People Who Are Mad About Iran Are Stupid

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

03.03.2026 20

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Be Armed and Ready – the Asymmetrical Battlefield Could Be Here at Home

Asymmetrical warfare means applying the strengths you have against an overwhelming enemy’s weaknesses. The goat sex pest mullahs have been utterly...

02.03.2026 20

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