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Republicans Have an Ineptitude Problem

Republicans Have an Ineptitude Problem

Editor’s Note: Join us in the fight against the radical left today and support our reporting as President Trump continues to usher in the Golden...

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Our Own Ruling Class Desperately Wants to Lose This War

Our Own Ruling Class Desperately Wants to Lose This War

What’s more treacherous and treasonous than wishing your own country gets defeated in war, especially by a bunch of goat-molesting seventh-century...

01.04.2026 2

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Hollywood Woke Moralizing Is the Pits

Hollywood Woke Moralizing Is the Pits

Why, oh why, can’t they just make a show that’s fun? Why, oh why, do they have to take something that’s otherwise cool and interesting and turn...

31.03.2026 3

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What Can We Read Into This Year's CPAC?

What Can We Read Into This Year's CPAC?

Editor’s Note: Join us in the fight against the radical left today and support our reporting as President Trump continues to usher in the Golden...

30.03.2026 7

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The Victory Option

The Victory Option

There are two kinds of people: the kind of people who want to end the Iran War and people who want to win the Iran War. The Victory Option encompasses...

29.03.2026 7

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Paxton > Cornyn

Paxton > Cornyn

Being an adult is about making choices, and the choice in Texas is one we shouldn’t have had to make. We should have had a quality conservative...

25.03.2026 10

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Regime Media Journalists, Besides Being Commies, Are Terrible at Their Jobs

Regime Media Journalists, Besides Being Commies, Are Terrible at Their Jobs

Here’s my beef about the regime media. Well, it’s one of many beefs, including its bizarre, biased, and absolute commitment to America’s defeat...

24.03.2026 10

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Republicans Need to Care Less About How Likable They Are

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

23.03.2026 7

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No, MAGA Is Not Falling Apart Because a Few Podcasters Did Not Get Their Way

Oh no, the America First/MAGA coalition is completely falling apart because – and I want to make sure I’ve got this correct – Donald Trump has...

22.03.2026 10

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Regime Media Can't Hide Their Desire for America to Be Defeated

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

20.03.2026 20

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Don’t Listen to Idiots About the Iran War

You could be forgiven for wondering who and what to believe when you go on social media or look at the regime media, or listen to politicians, and...

18.03.2026 10

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The Cultural Vanguard Is Now the Cultural Rearguard

You were not alone – I was not watching the Oscars either the other night. I didn’t even know they were happening until they happened, and I bet...

17.03.2026 10

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Are Social Media Influencers Fracturing MAGA?

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

16.03.2026 10

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Dirty Words Trump Dirty Deeds for the Next SCOTUS Pick

If Samuel Alito decides to call it quits this summer – and there are good reasons for him to do so that have nothing to do with his stellar...

15.03.2026 10

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Yes, Democrats Are Even Anti-Nice Meals for Our Troops

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

12.03.2026 10

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Trump’s Texas Deal Dilemma

If Fredocon dreamboat David French is supporting that creepy Democrat blasphemer James Talarico, that’s all you need to know if you’re a Texan –...

11.03.2026 10

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Nobody’s Calling London

Imagine having a major war, and some of the most powerful countries in the world just a few decades ago didn’t get an invitation, or even a warning....

10.03.2026 20

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The Libertarians Are Back at It Again

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

09.03.2026 10

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You Can’t Out-MAGA Donald Trump

Why won’t you MAGA people cooperate and freak out? Why won’t you accept that America is not only being defeated by the Iranians, but that Tel Aviv...

08.03.2026 10

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Ignore International Law. There Is no Such Thing

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

06.03.2026 10

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Iran Is Merely a Chess Piece in a Much Bigger Game

Let’s get real about what this latest iteration of the until-now endless Iran War is all about. There’s no imminent threat. That assertion is a...

05.03.2026 10

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The Midterm Campaign Will Be 'America Is Awesome vs. America Is Awful'

After President Donald Trump‘s magnificent State of the Union opus last week, the national component of the 2026 midterm campaign is now underway,...

04.03.2026 10

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Iran Is Merely a Chess Piece in a Much Bigger Game

Let’s get real about what this latest iteration of the until-now endless Iran War is all about. There’s no imminent threat. That assertion is a...

03.03.2026 10

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Most of the People Who Are Mad About Iran Are Stupid

Editor's Note: For decades, other presidents have talked about it, but only Donald Trump has taken action to eliminate the threat from Iran once...

03.03.2026 20

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Be Armed and Ready – the Asymmetrical Battlefield Could Be Here at Home

Asymmetrical warfare means applying the strengths you have against an overwhelming enemy’s weaknesses. The goat sex pest mullahs have been utterly...

02.03.2026 20

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Iran's Days Are Numbered

Editor’s Note: Join us in the fight against the radical left today and support our reporting as President Trump continues to usher in the Golden...

01.03.2026 20

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The Usual Idiots Are on the Job As America Crushes the Iranian Tyrants

The only thing unpredictable about the devastating air and naval campaign against the Iranian mullahs who have murdered so many people – including...

01.03.2026 30

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It's Time for the Epstein Story to Be Buried

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It Is Right and Proper to Laugh at the Suffering of Journalists

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It’s Their Own Fault We No Longer Default to Respect

11.02.2026 30

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Men Are Going to Strike Back

09.02.2026 60

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The Midterms Are All About the Economy

06.02.2026 10

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Trump Can Win the Forever War by Taking Out the Mullahs

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The Curse of Conservative Inc.

04.02.2026 20

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TMZ Uses Shock Language to Mislead You

03.02.2026 10

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The Democrats’ Empty Threats of Oppression

02.02.2026 30

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Alex Pretti Failed This IQ Test

01.02.2026 10

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Alex Pretti Failed This IQ Test

30.01.2026 10

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Say It Ain’t So, Ro Khanna

29.01.2026 10

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The Only Way Through Is Through

28.01.2026 30

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What Happened in Minneapolis Is Part of the Left's Plan

27.01.2026 10

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Our Virile Veep Shames the Impotent Libs

26.01.2026 70

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Patience! Justice Is Coming

23.01.2026 10

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Can You Feel the Excitement? Kamala Is Back and in the Lead!

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Being Emotionally Incontinent Does Not Help

21.01.2026 10

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Unforced Errors and the Need for Discipline

20.01.2026 10

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Backing Off on Deportations Is a Recipe for a GOP Disaster

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So I Got a Call From The New York Times...

18.01.2026 20

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When the Regime Media Calls You About a Story, It's Already Written

16.01.2026 40

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The Woke Billionaires and Democrat-Loving Corporations Are on Their Own

15.01.2026 60

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