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Democrats Defend the Indefensible

Democrats Defend the Indefensible
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Trump’s Winning Streak Is Totally Discombobulating The Democrats

Trump’s Winning Streak Is Totally Discombobulating The Democrats
previous day 80

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Hollywood Wants to Die on DEI Hill

wednesday 10

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Trump’s Shock and Awe Campaign Is Our Conservative Dream Come True

Trump’s Shock and Awe Campaign Is Our Conservative Dream Come True
27.01.2025 70

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Democrats Are Making Things Worse for Themselves

Democrats Are Making Things Worse for Themselves
24.01.2025 9

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Elon Musk Needs to Sue Everybody

Elon Musk Needs to Sue Everybody
23.01.2025 100

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Pardon Me About Birthright Citizenship

Pardon Me About Birthright Citizenship
22.01.2025 50

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Trump Returns to the Sounds of the Lamentations of the Women-Identifying

Trump Returns to the Sounds of the Lamentations of the Women-Identifying
20.01.2025 80

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A Message to Young Men Trying to Get Ahead

17.01.2025 6

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Pardon Every Single J6 Political Prisoner – Every Single One

16.01.2025 40

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Let’s Not Freak Out When Trump Does Not Get Everything He Wants Immediately

Let’s Not Freak Out When Trump Does Not Get Everything He Wants Immediately
15.01.2025 40

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There Is No Bottom For Blue California

There Is No Bottom For Blue California
13.01.2025 100

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An Elite Furious for Being Held Accountable

An Elite Furious for Being Held Accountable
10.01.2025 7

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You Think We Republicans Have Problems? Just Look at the Democrats

09.01.2025 40

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The Western Elites Are Fine With Our Own People Being Abused

Here’s a hard and ugly truth that many people don’t want to admit because they don’t want to face the inevitable consequences or take the necessary...

08.01.2025 10

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Kash Patel Has His Work Cut Out for Him Fixing the Disgraced, Incompetent, and Poorly-Dressed FBI

Just when you thought the once proud Federal Bureau of Investigation was utterly broken, it had to go out and completely humiliate itself in public...

06.01.2025 30

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Nobody Trusts the FBI

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03.01.2025 5

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How My 2024 Predictions Went – And Some Predictions for 2025

In my January 1, 2024, column entitled “Top Twenty Terrible Predictions for 2024,” I noted that, “Every year, I offer you my predictions for the...

02.01.2025 20

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The Biggest Idiots of 2024

The problem with trying to choose the Biggest Idiot of 2024 is that there are so many viable candidates to choose from. America may have fewer...

01.01.2025 30

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Based Tech Bros and MAGA Learn About Coalition Politics The Hard Way

So, the America First coalition celebrated Kwanzaa – a communist nonsense pseudo-holiday recognized only by Kamala Harris and her fellow oaky...

30.12.2024 40

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We're a Coalition That Has to Work Through Disagreements

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28.12.2024 6

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Since When Did We Republicans Start Being Against Punishing Criminals?

Oh no, we are not going to forgive and forget. There is a time for forgiving, but it’s not now. If we’re going to forgive, we need to get something...

26.12.2024 40

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Not Quite As Crusty As Biden Yet

I’m not sure what sixty years-old is supposed to feel like but, as of December 24, 2024, I’m 60 years old. That’s super weird. I feel like Rutger...

25.12.2024 5

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No Circular Firing Squads This Time, Republicans

We’re starting to see the results of the November election in a variety of ways, both within our movement and among the enemy. Look, folks, we’re...

23.12.2024 40

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The Republican Establishment Is Not Getting the Message

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20.12.2024 5

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Why Did ABC Roll Over and Beg Trump for Mercy?

Donald Trump’s total humiliation of ABC News over its most recent slander, delivered through the flapping gums of malignant dwarf George...

19.12.2024 10

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The Leftists' Violence Fetish Shows Their Moral Illiteracy

Remember that awesome Dirty Harry movie Magnum Force where Clint explains that “There’s nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people...

18.12.2024 20

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Tulsi Gabbard’s Iconoclasm Is Exactly Why We Need Her

The establishment is up in arms because Donald Trump nominated Tulsi Gabbard to be Director of National Intelligence, and I must admit something –...

16.12.2024 50

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West Point Is a Woke Train Wreck

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13.12.2024 20

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Tactics, Techniques and Procedures to Keep Deep State Bureaucrats From Obstructing Donald Trump’s Agenda

Donald Trump must move hard and fast to get his agenda enacted. He’s going to be opposed not only by the bureaucrats of the Deep State but by, to...

12.12.2024 10

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We Are Running Out the Clock on the Tyranny of Wokeness

Sometime in the last year we hit peak woke, the summit of stupidity for this pathetic and disgusting ideology of communist race/gender/whatever...

11.12.2024 40

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We Need to Ritually Sacrifice a Squish GOP Senator to Encourage the Others

There is a wonderful and salutatory effect to publicly posting a head on a pike for all to see. Now, after the hideous leftist celebration of the...

09.12.2024 90

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A Warning to Senate GOP RINOs

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06.12.2024 3

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Trump Needs to Pardon All the J6 Political Prisoners on Day One

I, for one, am delighted that alleged President Joe Biden pardoned his scumbag, perverted, drug-addled corrupto-kid. I might as well be because...

05.12.2024 80

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Why Are Deep Red State Republican Senators So Often Squishes?

It was no shock when Senator Mike Rounds of one of the Dakotas – I don’t know or care which one, but they’re both supposedly deep red – went on a...

04.12.2024 60

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The Trump Vibe Is Growing and the Left Is Big Mad

Kamala Harris’s losing campaign for president was infamous for its focus on vibe, a kind of inchoate feeling of joy that supposedly swept the...

02.12.2024 90

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What We Have to Be Thankful For

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30.11.2024 7

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The Establishment’s Scandal Scam Tactics Won’t Work Anymore

The regime media is circling around Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump’s other outsider appointees to do the bidding of the establishment to make sure...

28.11.2024 50

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Stop Dooming and Just Be Thankful Trump Won

It is right and proper to be thankful at Thanksgiving, particularly when our country has just avoided a communist nightmare of epic proportions....

27.11.2024 10

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The Capitol Hill GOP Is – As Usual – The Weakest Link

Too bad Trump can’t be the dictator on Day One that the commies claimed he would be because the Republicans in Congress seem committed to making...

25.11.2024 10

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The Proverbial Sacrificial Lamb

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22.11.2024 4

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Why Again Do We Still Have a Special Relationship With the Tyrannical UK?

America and the United Kingdom have long had a special relationship, working closely as allies to protect the West from oppressive dictatorships...

21.11.2024 5

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Oh No – Here Comes 2028

The 2024 election is in the rearview mirror, and now we need to start focusing on 2028. Yeah, I know that 2026 and the midterms are ahead, but they...

20.11.2024 4

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SecDef Pete Hegseth Will Be A Welcome Injection Of Vitamin I (Infantry)

While the nomination of Pete Hegseth stunned me at first, upon further reflection its genius became clear. Donald Trump isn’t bringing Pete Hegseth,...

18.11.2024 100

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Trump Is Not Apologizing for Having Power

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15.11.2024 3

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Trump Must Make America the 80s Again

The Trump 2.0 administration is coming in like gangbusters with a bunch of good appointments, plus Kristi Noem – I only hope she treats the...

14.11.2024 20

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Don’t Help the Democrats Figure Out Why They Lost

When you watch the leftists rationalize how they lost so totally, it’s tempting to try to explain to them why their explanations for the outcome...

13.11.2024 6

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The Heroes and Zeros of Election 2024

This is when we savor the sweetness of our total victory. This is when we quaff our ale and pound our shields after defeating the orc hordes, at...

11.11.2024 50

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We Won Big, But This Isn't a Permanent Victory

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08.11.2024 5

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We Won and We Need to Act Like It

Breathe deeply and savor the musky scent of broken leftist dreams. Mmmmmmm. Smells like freedom! Now, we must get busy pummeling our enemies. Some...

07.11.2024 80

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