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Jay Martel

The New Yorker

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Place-Names from a Newly Donny-fied World

Place-Names from a Newly Donny-fied World

The sun never sets on the Vulgarian Empire.

15.05.2026 8

The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Jay Martel

Clickbait, Decoded

“I Turned $10 Into $1,000,000 in One Week—Here’s How!” What it actually means: I very slowly added five zeroes and two commas.

12.03.2026 20

The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Jay Martel

The Revised Laws of Robotics

A robot must not hurt another robot, outside of some sort of cool sporting event you can place bets on.

19.08.2025 10

The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Jay Martel