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Ian Frazier

Ian Frazier

The New Yorker

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I Bite Back

Though I cannot sue the people or entities that have wronged you, I BITE BACK, and you will owe me nothing until I bite.

10.11.2025 6

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Ian Frazier

A Round of Gulf?

Golf in Scotland or the Gulf of Mexico, and how the President keeps them straight.

09.09.2025 10

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Ian Frazier

“Emma” Unrated

In which Jane Austen’s Miss Emma Woodhouse is bestirred by “Jackass” ’s Mr. Knoxville upon his presentation of a “Fire-Hose Rodeo.”

28.07.2025 6

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Ian Frazier

Prayers for Everyday Life

Good God Almighty, Holy, and Merciful, how do you get these tear-off produce bags to open?

10.03.2025 5

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Ian Frazier

Sleep Essential for Health

Donald Trump is lying next to you in the bed, wearing snug cotton pajamas printed to look like his signature blue suit. You want to tell him a few...

07.10.2024 2

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Ian Frazier