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In case anyone did not have the hour required to watch CNN’s interview with Vice President Kamala Harris and Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz (and also some...
There clearly is only one logical home for me in the 2024 election. I did not want to say so earlier for fear of alienating my host. My host,...
What George Washington, the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus got wrong. Mostly false: This man shall not be consigned to the mansions of...
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He speaks for 60 minutes, then 90 more minutes. How great is that? No looking at your neighbor's paper! (Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post) ...
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That it be held in front of a rally-size crowd of women (all 10s), etc. A combined photo of former president Donald Trump at a campaign rally...
“‘Ope!’ With Abandon, All Ye Who Enter Here” Tim Walz, plotting his next malevolence, no doubt. (Adam Bettcher/AP) By...
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In fact, here is your microphone! It only appears unplugged! Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump at a campaign event in Harrisburg,...
You’re missing it! You’re missing all of it! By Alexandra Petri July 31, 2024 at 8:36 a.m. EDT Let me tell...
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Something bad is definitely coming, but it has to do with magma, not autocracy! Republican presidential nominee at a campaign rally in St....
Well, who else would he apologize to? You know what? Cats? I apologize. To you: cats. (Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post) By...
Alexandra’s live chat with readers started at 11 a.m. ET on Tuesday. Read the transcript. By Alexandra Petri July 23, 2024...
What a nightmare. Please! We didn't mean it like that! (Alex Wroblewski for The Washington Post) By Alexandra Petri ...
You would think we might stop believing he could. Former president Donald Trump delivers a speech at the Republican National Convention in...
Just listen to the unifiers at the Republican National Convention. Former president Donald Trump in Reno, Nev., on Dec. 23. (Jabin...
Look, if I lived in a straw house myself, I would be very concerned. The U.S. Capitol on July 15. (Craig Hudson for The Washington Post) ...
Post columnists debate the weight of their bags of despair. Delegates cheer at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee on Monday....
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In the end, isn’t that what counts? President Biden and Vice President Harris speak while watching a fireworks display outside the White...
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Why should ruling the country in robes, unaccountable to anyone, be solely the province of justices? Donald Trump speaks during the People’s...
We do have a fact-checker! His name is Joe Biden, but he seems to have something else going on tonight. (Kevin D. Liles for The Washington...
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To … save Trump? No! Just because! Your political future is there, in the water! It's fine! Jump in! (Schalk van Zuydam/AP) ...
Traffic reporter keeps blaming gridlock on ‘the deep state.’ (Jeenah Moon/AP) Listen 2 min Share Comment...
‘What if I’d said something temperate or reasonable?’ Supreme Court Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. testifies about the court's budget on...
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You wanted to review search results yourself? Too bad! Bins filled with bottles of liquid glue are displayed in the school-supplies section of...
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Any little bit helps toward freeing this nation from the iron thumb of the justice system! A demonstrator is ordered to leave an area reserved...
Eleven hands go up. All heads swivel to Juror 8. The jury watches a video shown by the prosecution in former president Donald Trump's New York...
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Including the Jolly Roger, the rainbow flag and all orientations of the Stars and Stripes. Supreme Court Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. and his...
I am brave enough to say: I am a parasite, and I don’t understand what is best for the country! Robert F. Kennedy Jr., center, and me, inset....
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Former president Donald Trump returns to the courtroom during his civil fraud case at the New York State Supreme Court on Nov. 6. (Jabin Botsford/The...
Introducing a new patient — Cavity Samantha — plus the chance to play with state legislators! (David J. Phillip/AP) Listen 4 min ...
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Bottles of a violet ink named in honor of poet Emily Dickinson in Organics Studio in Brunswick, Md., on Sept. 27. (John Kelly/The Washington Post) ...
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