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Adam Douglas ThompsonThe New Yorker : Daily Cartoon |
“Looks like it’s another creepy appointee to a federal agency.”
An unwelcome cornucopia.
Guess it’s that time again.
Trump’s mischief night.
“This train will not be stopping at City Hall, because we’d rather just steer clear of that whole mess.”
“Pay no attention to the men denying you abortion rights behind the curtain!”
A spoonful of spice helps the medicine go down.
All wound up.
“You’ll be muted when he isn’t speaking, so you can use that time to scream silently.”
“Attention, passengers: there will be some moderate turbulence while we pass through the energy field pulsing up from the Democratic National...
“The question on every investor’s mind: Is this a bear market, or just another bear tossed out the back of a third-party candidate’s car?”
“So far, I’ve donated thirty dollars and two memes.”
“I know a guy who deserves an ice-cream cone right about now.”
Anyone got a Weedwacker?
It’s good to know pi to at least twenty decimal places, in case a math sergeant ever asks you to drop and give them twenty digits of pi.
Ignore the teleprompter and reap the whirlwhind.
Who’ll out-stoop whom?
“Would everybody please stop asking me if I have any crazy plans for Flag Day?!”
“The captain has informed us that our arrival will be somewhat delayed because of Europe’s ongoing shift to the right.”
Divine beach comedy.
“I don’t remember anything so bad about the Trump Presidency, and also who are you and what are we talking about?”
“The new TikTok trend is trying to regulate TikTok.”
Always happy to pitch in.
A last resort.
“Sigh. . . . That was a relaxing weekend, but now it’s time to dive back into royal conspiracy theories.”
If you don’t know much about color, it’s a good idea to just pick the second least expensive color on the menu.
“We could go on strike and hope they replace us with A.I. . . .”
“To be honest, nothing feels particularly super about this Tuesday.”
“Well, can we at least pass a short-term, stopgap bill to fund the universe?”
“Wow, these are great for augmenting the reality of your marriage!”
On the hook.
Get some food, close your eyes, and imagine you are at Chez Panisse, where the prices would be similar.