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Zombie politics is the new norm and Starmer’s dying premiership is the latest instalment

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27.04.2026

Finally, belatedly, an honest portrait of Keir Starmer has been allowed to form. It’s been a hell of a journey. At first he was sanctified as the Labour saviour, finally arrived. That gave way to pleas that he was essentially a good sort, new to politics and in need of time. Now an impression is emerging that he is, in fact, quite a bad egg. To quote a brutal recent summation from a Labour insider speaking to Politico: “Lots of people think Keir Starmer is a good man who is out of his depth. Wrong. He’s an asshole who’s out of his depth.”

The charges are now coming thick and fast. He cannot manage teams. He throws people under the bus to save his own skin. He cannot do the job. The whole Peter Mandelson affair, the latest instalment of which is the revelation that Mandelson failed his security vetting, and that Starmer claims not to have been told of this, has at least come with one silver lining. As his own ministers distance themselves from him and give up the ghost on live television, even loyal stalwarts can’t sustain their tedious, misguided speculation that he might be rebooted and come good. The broad conclusion is that Starmer is now beyond rehabilitation, and his fate only a matter of time. So what now?

The answer is drift: the state of an aimless, scandal-beset government. This had been building for some time under a diminished Starmer, and has now been accelerated by a scandal that won’t end, consolidated by his refusal to go, and locked in by the lack of appetite for a leadership election or consensus on a successor. And so we enter the zombie era, one that should be familiar to us all by now. There have been four over the past decade, some shorter than others. Theresa May clung on as her Brexit deal reached an........

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