Trump Reminds Us All That He’s The Funniest S.O.B. To Ever Be President

(Screenshot/X/Johnny Maga)

Donald Trump reminded us all Thursday that he is the funniest S.O.B. to ever be president.

During a televised cabinet meeting, Department of Energy Sec. Doug Burgum joked that Venezuelans will soon build a statue of the American president, thanks to Nicolas Maduro’s ouster, before discussing the country’s oil exports. (RELATED: Trump Is Revealing His Most Relatable Quality Ever)

Trump quipped, “When are they going to do the statue?”

Burgum on Venezuela: I literally think they’re going to put up a statue of President Trump Trump: That would be a great honor *2 mins of updates later* Burgum: Their oil now flows to our refineries Trump: Forget that. When are they going to do the statue? 😭 pic.twitter.com/xWU8V4Afkm — johnny maga (@johnnymaga) March 26, 2026

Burgum on Venezuela: I literally think they’re going to put up a statue of President Trump

Trump: That would be a great honor

*2 mins of updates later*

Burgum: Their oil now flows to our refineries

Trump: Forget that. When are they going to do the statue? 😭 pic.twitter.com/xWU8V4Afkm

— johnny maga (@johnnymaga) March 26, 2026

He then did this funny, flamboyant little maneuver as he called on a reporter:

When the Diet Coke hits: pic.twitter.com/OJaCOgkZQK — johnny maga (@johnnymaga) March 26, 2026

When the Diet Coke hits: pic.twitter.com/OJaCOgkZQK

— johnny maga (@johnnymaga) March 26, 2026

Later in the evening, Trump made an all-time call-in to “The Five” on Fox News, flirting with co-host Dana Perino live on air and touting his success with the “gay vote.”

Perino asked Trump a rather serious question on whether Iranians still have access to clean drinking water and other necessities amid the war. Trump, however, laid on the charm thick, and appeared to woo Perino.

“Remember when we had lunch years ago in the base of Trump Tower when it was a brand new building? [It was] a long time ago and you haven’t changed. You have not changed. Now I’m not allowed to say this, it’ll be the end of my political career, but you may be even better looking, okay? But I will not say that because it will end my political career. You’re not allowed to say a woman is beautiful anymore,” Trump said.

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At one point in the interview, co-host Jesse Watters asked Trump if the CIA told him that Iran’s Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, is gay. Trump went on to brag about attracting many gay voters in the 2024 election. (RELATED: Trump Briefed Iran’s New Supreme Leader Is ‘Probably Gay’)

Trump then made a quick remark about playing the “gay national anthem,” “Y.M.C.A.”,  at his campaign events.

He also took a shot at liberal co-host Jessica Tarlov after Watters asked him to visit “The Five” set in person.

“Mr. President, the next time you do this on ‘The Five,’ can we have you on set? Because we really want you to sit next to Jessica,” Watters said. “I think you’d be a good influence on her. Can you do that?”

“I watch Jessica, and I’m not a fan. And she uses fake numbers. She’ll give, ‘Well, he’s only polling 42%.’ That’s not right … Actually. Uh, you know, polls are just like, I hate people that use fake polls because polls are just like bad journalists. You know, bad journalists, they write fake stories. Well, fake polls do damage also, but that’s the thing,” Trump replied. “I’m sure she’s a lovely person.”

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