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INGERSOLL: Charlie Kirk Died And Was Reincarnated As A Truth Social Plaque

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19.12.2025

Greetings, Dear Reader,

I’ll warn you in advance, many of you might hate me for this.

I’m disappointed and angry. I’m 43. If you slide down the age bracket, that anger and disappointment only become more pronounced.

But hey, did you hear Trump announce the new Patriot Games?

 

TRUMP’S SILLY SELF-IMMOLATION

If the first three months of Trump’s second presidency were a blitz of wins, successes, and triumphs, then the last three have been a lazy and vain self-immolation.

Just the past week has been mystifying. I would be more enraged if I wasn’t so confused. 

The White House announces new plaques have been installed underneath presidential portraits. Trump’s mentioned in the oddest places. He’s somehow mentioned in Andrew Jackson’s plaque.

He follows that up with a late-night announcement of a new war with Venezuela. No follow-up explanation comes. His cabinet simply reposts his unhinged, all-caps, Truth Social post about it with no additional commentary. Is America going to war? Why? How? To what end? Nobody knows. 

He reschedules weed to make it more accessible, as if we need more dudes getting high next to daycare centers. He announces the Kennedy Center has been renamed the “Trump Kennedy” Center. He announces not only will Christmas be a federal holiday, but Christmas Eve as well. He announces the “Patriot Games,” in which each state will provide athletes to compete for him at........

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