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You call these attractions? Sad

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07.06.2019

OPINION/SATIRE:

Stuff presents a selection of recent TripAdvisor reviews from a regular traveller and commenter.

LONDON STANSTED AIRPORT, NORTH-EAST LONDON

Very very bad. Arrived in my private jet (the biggest private jet in the world!). We expected to see Big Ben and the London Eye, only to find we were in a second-rate s**t-hole miles from anywhere. #NotLondon #FakeNews.

Luckily I brought my own private helicopter. Used chopper ride to complain to loser Mayor of London. Rating: One star.

CEREMONIAL GUARD OF HONOUR, BUCKINGHAM PALACE

A good show with guys wearing funny big black hats. The only downside was we were shown around by a kooky guy called Charlie who wanted to talk to me about the "climate". Sheesh! The Brits just love to talk........

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