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“Advanced age and being the subject of a felony probe are two characteristics Americans are not inclined to reward at the ballot box.” —Gallup, in a new poll from Jan. 2–22 that sampled 1,011 adults across all 50 states and Washington

It seems like a safe bet that this year’s election for president will be a face-off between Democrat Joe Biden and Republican Donald Trump. Yet, a new poll reveals that less than a third of Americans are willing to vote for someone who’s over the age of 80 or has been charged with a felony—and, uh, have they seen the presumptive nominees?

The poll, conducted by Gallup this month, shows that Americans would overwhelmingly support basically any other presidential candidate, with 93 percent saying they would vote for a........

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