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i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no groom. just me eating a big cake

Everyone at work is mad at me for calling in sick. They all hate me and don’t believe I’m sick. No one told me this but I feel it deep down so it must me true, my intuition

If you live in an apartment and it's raining and you forgot to buy groceries, you should be allowed to trick-or-treat

when i was like 10 i learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time i got really stressed out whenever i had to cut anything bc like. what if i hit an atom at just the right angle

i think jobs should have 30 minutes of silent reading time every day after lunch just like fifth grade did

no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend

My sister is doing low carb and she told me she made a low carb quesadilla. I asked her how and she said she used eggs as the tortilla. I said that’s an omelette and now she isn’t talking to me

I hate a “see 13 down” ass crossword clue. Bitch if you don’t get your own identity

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