President George W. Bush did not even utter the words “Mission Accomplished,” and more than 20 years later we’re still talking about it. So imagine the reaction if hours into the invasion of Iraq, Bush had said U.S. companies were taking over that nation’s natural resources, adding, “Nobody can stop us.”

Donald Trump said just that about Venezuela on Saturday, shortly after the U.S. conducted airstrikes in Caracas and captured its president, Nicolás Maduro, and his wife, Cilia Flores. But between a call to Fox & Friends and his late-morning press conference, Trump made so many absolutely mind-boggling remarks that’s it’s hard to keep track. Here’s a roundup of the wildest remarks Trump today after attacking Venezuela.

Trump announced the attack on Venezuela in a 4:21 a.m. Truth Social post:

Just a tad less poetic than “a date which will live in infamy.”

Just another reality show.

JUST IN: President Trump praises the U.S. military for their job in Venezuela and for the capture of Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro.

"If you had seen what happened, I mean, I watched it literally like I was watching a television show."

"If you would have seen the speed, the…

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