I didn’t need the upset stomach I was left with after reading Endia Fontanez’s article in The Arizona Republic about why there are no Michelin star restaurants in Phoenix.

I had gone to the story in hopes of ingesting a kind of mental antacid to offset the intellectual heartburn a person is left with after a day of following Arizona politics.

But, no.

What I found, instead, was a fascinating report on how the highbrows running this snooty foodie guide have ignored our desert paradise because taxpayers here haven’t paid the guide’s gourmet grifters.

As a child growing up in a steel town outside of Pittsburgh, haute cuisine was taking a drive to the Pennsylvania Turnpike and hitting the first Howard Johnson’s we came upon, where epicurean nirvana was to be found nestled in the buttery bun of a HoJo’s “frankfort” hot dog.

Apparently, connoisseurs of more sophisticated dining fare look to the Michelin Guide in search of “starred” restaurants, of which Phoenix has zero.

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That seemed odd, until Fontanez explained: “Michelin simply has not visited Arizona. And, unlike Chicago or New York, if Phoenix wants its own Michelin Guide, taxpayers will have to help foot the bill.”

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She then described how other cities have ponied up the cash, writing, “William Pate, president and CEO of Discover Atlanta, said the tourism board there signed a three-year contract with Michelin for $1 million, or about $333,000 a year.

“That money is used to cover the travel costs of Michelin’s inspectors, as well as other marketing and promotional efforts.”

Nope.

Anyone who has supped on a Bianco pizza or nestled into the Hog & Chick at Matt’s Big Breakfast, or stopped by just about any mom-and-pop Mexican café in town, knows that there aren’t enough stars in the galaxy or a guidebook to describe the savory bliss in our sustenance-rich metropolis.

So, sorry, Michelin Guide.

Here in Phoenix, we love good food. But we have no stomach for BS.

Reach Montini at ed.montini@arizonarepublic.com.

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Phoenix, tell Michelin to take those stars and shove 'em

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18.04.2024

I didn’t need the upset stomach I was left with after reading Endia Fontanez’s article in The Arizona Republic about why there are no Michelin star restaurants in Phoenix.

I had gone to the story in hopes of ingesting a kind of mental antacid to offset the intellectual heartburn a person is left with after a day of following Arizona politics.

But, no.

What I found, instead, was a fascinating report on how the highbrows running this snooty foodie guide have ignored our desert paradise because taxpayers here haven’t paid the guide’s gourmet........

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