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Best of the Babylon Bee: Anthropic boasts they will kill off humanity way before OpenAI

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Michigan football controversy tarnishes NCAA’s otherwise perfect reputation

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09.09.2026 7

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump names Harrison Ford as second-greatest president in US history

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02.09.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Bruce Banner reveals secret to becoming Hulk — he’s always angry at the Jews

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26.08.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: AOC struggling to meet single men under 90 at work

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19.08.2026 10

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Best of Babylon Bee: WNBA’s bigotry exposed as they refuse to allow stunning, beautiful woman into league

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12.08.2026 20

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Man who took nation’s constitutional rights claims protection by constitutional right

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05.08.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: New Yorker being stabbed glad to know Mamdani focused on arresting Netanyahu

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29.07.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: President Xi boasts that China ‘would never rig an election’ after winning with 100 percent of vote

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22.07.2026 20

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Police instantly disperse teen takeover by firing job applications into crowd

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15.07.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Dems wishing there was some sign that Graham Platner was a bad person

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08.07.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Cubans living in NYC begin boarding rafts to escape communism again

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01.07.2026 20

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Congrats! Iran wins $300 billion cash prize for placing second in war

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24.06.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: US votes to legally adopt World Cup fan Freddy the German

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17.06.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: ‘60 Minutes’ begins search for new pompous blowhard

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10.06.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Jill Biden explains that she thought Joe had a stroke during debate — which is why she left him up there to die

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03.06.2026 20

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Hunter Biden’s reputation ruined after talking to Candace Owens

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27.05.2026 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: NYT updates slogan to ‘All the news that’s fit to print plus any rumor no matter how implausible’

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20.05.2026 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: ‘I am your father,’ Trump reveals to horrified Mark Hamill

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13.05.2026 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Passengers board final Spirit Airlines flight for one last brawl

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06.05.2026 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump gives King Charles autographed copy of Declaration of Independence

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29.04.2026 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump jails man for failing to give attention to this matter

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22.04.2026 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Kamala Harris ‘thinking about’ losing again in 2028

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15.04.2026 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Kristi Noem asks husband if he needs to get anything off his chest

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08.04.2026 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Multi-scooter pileup at ‘No Kings’ rally causes dozens of injuries

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01.04.2026 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump releases line of sympathy cards

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25.03.2026 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Ayatollah disappointed to learn 72 virgins awaiting him in paradise are all women

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Tearful Trump takes Kristi Noem behind woodshed

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11.03.2026 60

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Iranian generals kicking themselves for not meeting over Zoom

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04.03.2026 50

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Best of the Babylon Bee: US hockey team melts down gold medals to replace missing teeth

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25.02.2026 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump honors Hillary Clinton with new federal holiday ‘Almost President’s Day’

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18.02.2026 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Hunter Biden launches HunterRx from back of van

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11.02.2026 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Tim Walz emerges from den to declare 6 more weeks of rioting and fraud

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04.02.2026 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump issues more tariffs on countries that didn’t laugh at his jokes in Davos

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28.01.2026 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Ominous sign? US Army recruitment ads say ‘Visit lovely Greenland’

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21.01.2026 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: White House announces 1 million new jobs created for December — but they were all filled by Marco Rubio

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14.01.2026 50

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump to choose next Venezuelan prez in inaugural season of ‘El Aprendiz’

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07.01.2026 50

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Miss Rachel apologizes for poorly timed ‘J is for jihad’ episode

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31.12.2025 60

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump imposes 25 percent tariff on all Christmas presents from North Pole

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24.12.2025 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Cali family still waiting for permit to build gingerbread house

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17.12.2025 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump’s Spotify Wrapped reveals he listened to ‘God Bless The USA’ 160K times

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10.12.2025 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Dems’ poll numbers surging among key narcoterrorist demographic

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03.12.2025 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: RFK Jr. unveils new school lunches that feature Ribeye and White Claws

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26.11.2025 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Scholars now believe number of the beast is actually ‘6-7’

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19.11.2025 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Zohran Mamdani horrified to discover he now has a job

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12.11.2025 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Embarrassed Dems say they can’t remember why they shut government down

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05.11.2025 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: GOP donates $50 million to Kamala Harris’ 2028 campaign

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29.10.2025 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: People who have called for ceasefire denounce ceasefire

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15.10.2025 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Mark Sanchez sentenced to five more seasons with the Jets

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08.10.2025 40

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Juan Soto joined Mets to get Octobers off every year

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01.10.2025 40

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