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![]() David SipressThe New Yorker |
“None of them thought to thank me when they won during the regular season, so this is as far as they go in the playoffs.”
“I feel incredibly lucky that I’m able to earn a living doing what I love.”
“It says, ‘Congratulations! You’ve just received your one-millionth political-fund-raising e-mail.’ ”
“Quick! Get me catchy, insulting nicknames for every possible Democratic Vice-Presidential candidate.”