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Trump picks Dr. Oz? Hey, who needs job qualifications!

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20.11.2024

Great news for Americans who hate science and morals and have always wanted a job they’re in no way qualified to get. Thanks to President-elect Donald Trump, the world is now our oyster.

With his Cabinet picks, ranging from a person best known for shooting her dog to a wildly disliked dipstick alleged to have had sex with an underage girl to (lord have mercy) selecting noted huckster Dr. Mehmet Oz to lead the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, the incoming president is showing Americans that things like competence, skills and even a rudimentary moral compass are no longer necessary to obtain high-level government positions.

And science? You know, that stupid thing they tried to make you understand in school? Trump picked Robert F. Kennedy Jr. – the nation’s first fully fact-resistant human – to head up the Department of Health and Human Services. Let’s just say you’re now free to burn those science books, assuming you believe in combustion, which I definitely do not.

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