There are a lot of things you can say about Nancy Pelosi – most are nasty and all the nasty stuff is true – but her hand-picked puppet successor, New York Congressman Hakeem Jeffries, is everything worthless about her but with none of the skills she possessed. In short, Republicans are lucky the Democrats picked such a dour, dragging dope to be their leader.

When I see Jeffries talk, the first thing that comes to mind is a stoner struggling to function. His eyes always look on the verge of closing, like he’s just about to pass out. He’s not high, obviously (he’d be more entertaining if he were), but he sure looks like it.

When he talks, the pot aura only intensifies. Nasally drone, peppered with nonsense, spews from his piehole with very little point. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen him speak about anything other than how Republicans suck and Democrats want good things. The easiest way to stump him would be to throw the diabolical question “How?” at him.

Think about it, what are your memories of Hakeem Jeffries? What are his accomplishments? What is a memorable moment or quip? There is nothing, literally nothing. Never before has anyone risen to the top of their party by simply existing.

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