Everywhere you look, there are articles asking if Joe Biden is too old to govern. But on Donald Trump’s 78th birthday, no one is asking the real question—is Donald Trump too young to be President?

Look, we all know Joe Biden is old. 81! So old!

Honestly if you put 81 candles on a cake, you have basically reinvented the sun. Has anyone ever been 81 before? Probably not! It’s impossible to know for sure because numbers that go up that high are purely theoretical, like elementary particles such as quarks or Glen Powell before the year 2023.

But today is Donald Trump’s 78th birthday. Which, fun........

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