If someone asked you what your favourite topic to discuss was what would you say? I would try and play it cool and say something sweet like “my kids”, when actually I would be waiting for any opportunity to talk about my true passion -sleep.

I am actually shocked I’ve held out so long to write about it, but I put that down to being told my non-stop sleep chat is quite annoying. Or maybe it’s just my husband who can’t take it anymore? If he ever divorces me it will be for incessantly talking about sleep or mentioning how tired I am. My son said his first full sentence when we were on holiday the other week, and it was: “Mamma I tired, carry me.” He certainly learnt that from me.

As soon as I open my eyes in the morning I’ll turn to my husband and........

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