I love a dinner party – absolutely adore them in fact – as long as it is not one of my own.

I have visions of myself as being this amazing hostess, waltzing around, topping up people’s glasses with the most magnificent “tablescape”. I have all of the necessary equipment, so many gorgeous napkins and tablecloths, but I just don’t have the follow-through. These dreamlike visions never materialise, mainly because I can’t be arsed, but also because I think being a fantastic hostess is something you’re either born with or you aren’t. And I wasn’t.

My mother-in-law is unbelievable. No stone will be left unturned. Her home is filled with chocolate Lindt balls. There will be a table plan, gorgeous food and you will leave feeling like you’ve just been treated to a five-star experience in a very expensive restaurant. She cooks the most........

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