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It’s quite something to come off as more unpleasant than Kemi Badenoch, but Russell Findlay has managed it.

I wonder what prize he gets? Perhaps a seasonal orange stuck with cloves which he can dangle before him as a nosegay, warding off the smell of the poor.

The Kemster had her moment in the sun this week trying to start a culture war about sandwiches. The Great British sandwich isn’t “real food” apparently, the leader of the rump Tories at Westminster claimed in the party’s in-house magazine The Spectator.

“Lunch is for wimps”. She actually used those words, resurrecting the 1980s spirit of Gordon Gekko.

All this eating stuff is clearly wokeness gone mad.

The woman is pitifully out of date. Surely we got over this work-until-you-die nonsense around the same time slimy city boys dumped those stripped shirts with white collars and cuffs.

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Sometimes, though, macho Kemi will “get a steak” for lunch and eat at her desk.

It really just speaks to how sad her life must be. Make some friends, Kemi – if that’s possible. Have lunch with them. You’d be surprised what a little fun and socialising does for your mood.

Though I doubt many will grieve if Badenoch stays desk-bound and nobody is forced to bother with her on the streets of Westminster.

Sandwiches aren't 'real food', according to Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch........

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