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Zoe WilliamsThe Guardian |
An army dude once told me, “A speech should be like a lady’s skirt: short enough to be interesting, long enough to cover the main points”, and I...
The most awkward thing to happen when King Charles visited President Nixon as a young man – it was 1970, the then-prince was 21 – was that...
Ed Miliband is facing a dilemma, apparently. Reform UK is suggesting new oil and gas licences in the North Sea as a way to cut fuel bills and...
It is absolutely self-evident to me that space exploration is pointless, and the more urgent the crises besetting this planet we live on, the more...
Last week, some teenagers in the Clapham area of south-west London started running up and down the high street. The terms used to describe them ranged...
I was at the dentist’s, because that’s where I always am at the moment, lying there, mouth full of stuff, thinking: “This is just a phase and...
I’m past the stage in my parenting journey where I could have any influence over my kids’ screen time. They would be much more likely to invade my...
Great work, Guides; you’ve taken some members you had no idea even existed, and expelled them from your organisation with effect from September....
This is going to sound improbable, so soon (a year) after I saw Liz Truss at a sixth-form open day, but I went round the clothes shop Hollister...
At an 80th birthday party at the weekend, I met an academic who was evasive about his field. When he finally disclosed “computer science”, I asked...
On the surface, the Home Office’s latest data on terrorism arrests looks relatively stable. There were 255 terrorism-related arrests in 2025, which...
The 50s are an awkward decade for women on the red carpet. So, the Oscars, being the ultimate red carpet, are like a dramatisation of the awks, a...
Even before Labour took power, since the first whispers that Keir Starmer wasn’t the Corbyn-in-a-tie candidate his leadership bid had promised, the...
As soon as the attacks on Iran started, the warnings commenced: “Get ready for price shocks. Get ready for the oil price to spike. Oh, no need to...
Sunday was International Women’s Day, which you’ll know because every company you’ve ever shopped with will have emailed you, taking this fine...
We need to talk about boob hypnosis. Did you know that hypnosis can help you make healthier dietary choices, and with the right balance of protein,...
Nigel Farage is worried about democracy. Specifically, he’s worried about his Reform party losing the Gorton and Denton byelection, feeling that...
It’s just one bookie and it’s just one February day in the week of a chaotic byelection, but it’s happened: for the first time in 18 months,...
In the middle of my 20s, there was a fierce baldness debate, just among the men: if one went bald, did it make them all look old? And if so, did that...
The rule on a red carpet or a parti-coloured podium is that none of the victors say anything about politics. None of the surrounding players – the...
It’s amazing how fast you can become a passionate superfan of a sport that five minutes before, you thought was called luge. Turns out the...
When Liz Truss tweeted a photo of herself standing next to Donald Trump, she captioned it “right about everything”. All that effort, all that...