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Zoe Williams

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It’s September. Time to put your knees away

It’s September. Time to put your knees away

It’s the start of September, so time to bid adieu to the classic holiday selfie: two brown knees. If it’s on the socials there might be a caption...

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Why are prisons overcrowded? Because no government will stand up to the tabloids

Why are prisons overcrowded? Because no government will stand up to the tabloids

Prisons in England and Wales are full because sentences have increased, and everybody knows this. Lord chief justices know this – four of them said...

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Food has turned into a class war – and it’s ruined my appetite

Food has turned into a class war – and it’s ruined my appetite

Lewis Bassett is a young sociologist and chef who I first encountered through his podcast, The Full English, where he thinks about the cultural...

25.08.2026 10

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Our climate is changing rapidly – and our politicians sound increasingly surreal

Our climate is changing rapidly – and our politicians sound increasingly surreal
24.08.2026 20

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I put myself in the prime minister’s shoes – and learned some uncomfortable lessons

I put myself in the prime minister’s shoes – and learned some uncomfortable lessons

No 10: Full Confidence is the game all the lobby journalists and backbenchers are playing on their phones. Westminster hasn’t been so united by an...

21.08.2026 10

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My son is leaving home for university – and my severe denial has surprised me

My son sent me a picture of his university accommodation, which looked perfectly nice, but there was something off about it. It was a little bit too...

17.08.2026 20

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Good luck if you’re waiting for A-level results. Just don’t ask me what to do next

In one of the most poignant vox pops I ever did, I wasn’t even looking for Neets, AKA young people who aren’t in education, employment or...

11.08.2026 10

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Is Andy Burnham seriously about to tour Britain like some medieval monarch?

Andy Burnham is going on a “listening tour”, travelling the country on a bus to find out what real people are concerned about. I’ve heard...

10.08.2026 20

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I knew Rod Liddle and hated what he became. He would have wanted me to say so

As tributes poured in for Rod Liddle, the Sunday Times and Sun columnist who has died at the age of 66, they were markedly coy and sanitised....

06.08.2026 30

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I would never go on holiday to France and come back with a pig. But I’ll admit I was tempted

I went to a market recently in the Cévennes, in southern France. It was piled high with things that in principle I’m interested in, but wouldn’t...

04.08.2026 20

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Does Andy Burnham really hate London? He wouldn’t be the only one

‘I’ve seen no evidence of Andy being anti-London,” the capital’s mayor, Sadiq Khan, told the Evening Standard last week, which is quaint and...

03.08.2026 20

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Why has Christopher Nolan got rid of all the sex in The Odyssey?

I did not walk into Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey intending to pick holes. If there was zero sexual chemistry between Odysseus and Circe, who was...

28.07.2026 10

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When it comes to predicting the future, why are TV writers better than politicians?

In the BBC’s new apocalypse drama, The Rapture, the UK is engulfed in a terrifying heatwave. I watched a preview of the programme in May, while...

27.07.2026 20

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My stepmother compliments everything I do – and my ego is getting out of control

After about five minutes of my stepmother’s company, I’m always in a good mood. It’s not because of our beautiful harmony, though please think...

21.07.2026 30

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Welcome to the age of extreme job anxiety

The personal experience of long-term unemployment is one people rarely share, for completely understandable reasons. There’s a bit of superstition...

20.07.2026 40

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A company in the UK offering rape testing kits faces widespread criticism – but shouldn’t we ask why it exists at all?

Two years ago, Katie White set up Enough, which distributes self-swabbing rape kits. These are DIY kits that people who believe they have been raped...

20.07.2026 20

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It’s the hope that kills you – so fingers crossed for Andy Burnham

Andy Burnham yesterday got himself clear of the magic number – the 323 Labour MPs who had to support him to make any leadership challenge...

14.07.2026 30

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Hide the teenagers and the toilet roll! Why does my estate agent want my house to look like nobody lives in it?

Trying to sell a house is pretty much a once-a-decade event for me, so I shouldn’t be surprised that times have changed. When I sold my first flat...

13.07.2026 20

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My handbag burst into flames – and I found a surprising bright side

Sitting outside a bar at the weekend, I noticed something coming out of my bag that looked and also smelled a lot like a naked flame. Ordinarily,...

07.07.2026 30

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Waking up to the good news of England’s win was strange and unfathomable. Let’s embrace it while we can

When I went to bed on Sunday, football commentators were killing time waiting for the England match by talking about Donald Trump, Fifa president...

06.07.2026 30

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They say Andy Burnham is ‘good at politics’ – but the proof will only come in time

There is some uncertainty and trepidation in these liminal days before the nomination period for the next Labour leader opens. But it’s not about...

02.07.2026 40

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Prom night is here – and I have finally, decisively, turned into my mother

When I was young, and Halloween was just becoming a thing, and other people’s mums were doing fun stuff like blindfolding children and sticking...

30.06.2026 30

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I had fallen out of love with fiction. Now I’m back in its arms – and relishing every minute

I never decided to stop reading novels; I just fell out of the loop. You need to meet a few basic conditions to disappear into a story: a medium...

29.06.2026 30

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I could listen to gardeners chat for hours. It always sounds like they’re up to no good

My uncle has a mature and beautiful gingko tree, which also goes by the name of memory tree, which is a little ironic because he can’t remember...

23.06.2026 30

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If we can’t keep rats out of Britain’s jails, we shouldn’t be putting children in them

‘Concerns over therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK’s largest children’s prison” was how the Guardian’s own headline reported recent...

22.06.2026 30

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I once protested against the G7. I feel no need now, because it’s collapsing all by itself

When 200,000 protesters gathered to meet the G8 summit in Genoa, 25 years ago, their point (our point, in fact; I went on a coach, it took two and a...

17.06.2026 30

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I’ve found a way to get free ferries to France – and I can’t believe my luck

In February, my sister and I took the ferry from Dover to Dunkirk. On the way back, I noticed there was a deal: spend €150 (£130) in duty free and...

16.06.2026 30

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Forget makeup and tweakments: this is how we should be ageing gracefully

When I was young, there was a huge list of things you shouldn’t do, or specifically wear, over the age of 30; there were fewer explicit rules about...

15.06.2026 30

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The World Cup is shedding new light on the pathology of the Trump regime

Whenever my kids and I are stationary in the same room, within five minutes they will have started talking about football. Every now and then, a name...

09.06.2026 40

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I have found the perfect book group – we discuss problematic text messages

There comes a point in every friendship ecosystem when someone suggests starting a book group. It’s a beautiful moment, the platonic modern...

08.06.2026 40

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It will surprise no one that Your Party has split. Why can’t the left stick together?

Last weekend, Your Party officially split, with 250 members voting to start a second leftwing party, the Socialist Federation. Neither Jeremy Corbyn...

07.06.2026 40

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I bullied a barber into cutting my fringe. It was a terrible mistake

On a day as hot as hell last week, the only thing I had left to take off without causing offence was my fringe. So I went into a barber and asked him...

02.06.2026 40

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Midwives want to make childbirth miraculous – so what went so wrong in Nottingham?

It’s said to be mother nature’s stunning con trick, the single most helpful move in the propagation of the species – that childbirth might be...

01.06.2026 30

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I’m trying to pick the best party tunes since 1966. Why are all the real bangers from 1989?

For any birthday party with a zero at the end, the music is supposed to be very simple: you just pick a banger from the year the person was born and...

26.05.2026 30

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Oppressing women is how authoritarianism begins. So listen to what Reform is saying

In preparation for interviewing Pussy Riot’s Maria “Masha” Alyokhina at the Charleston festival, I was reading her new memoir, Political Girl. I...

25.05.2026 40

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All this talk about ‘difficult’ cuts, yet the largest part of Britain’s welfare bill is never mentioned. Why?

Nothing makes you feel more like a de-developing nation than being reprimanded by the International Monetary Fund (IMF). Rachel Reeves can take solace...

21.05.2026 40

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There is no state more impotent than being a parent of a teenager doing A-levels

There’s a chart doing the rounds on social media, ranking philosophers by how punk they are. Hobbes and Heidegger, it says, are “basically a...

19.05.2026 40

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It’s byelection bingo! Get ready for the Brexit arguments you heard 10 years ago, only louder

It is a gruesome shock and yet was entirely predictable: we stand on the brink of a byelection that is three things at once. First, a straight...

18.05.2026 50

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I gave up coffee and acquired a Pro Plus habit – now I have the energy of a 15-year-old

For reasons purely related to vanity, I’ve had to give up coffee. It’s not for ever, unless it takes me for ever to get my teeth whitened, so...

12.05.2026 50

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Does it seem as if almost anyone could be Britain’s next prime minister? Blame David Cameron

In the late 1800s, the boxing and wrestling scene of east and south-east London was going through a transformation, and if you are genuinely...

11.05.2026 50

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Carry on vaping, Angela Rayner: voters might just like you for it

Angela Rayner, the former deputy prime minister, is the bookmakers’ favourite to be Keir Starmer’s successor. She is also someone who has recently...

06.05.2026 50

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The day had come to scatter my mum’s ashes. What could possibly go wrong?

If you’re looking for sound, practical advice on what happens when an elderly parent dies – the so-called “sadmin” – then you shouldn’t...

05.05.2026 60

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More unbridled nastiness from Reform – but would it really create migrant detention centres in Green-voting areas?

All parties struggle to invest local elections with meaning, because no party can alter the consequences of what is coming up to two decades of...

04.05.2026 40

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Gen Z thinks old age begins at 53 – so I have only three months to go

For boomers, old age begins at 75, according to a new survey, while gen X considers the start date of decrepitude to be 70, and millennials are a...

28.04.2026 60

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Are our prime ministers the problem – or is the UK ungovernable?

At what point, as you consider the prime minister’s shortcomings more in sorrow than in anger, as you size up likely successors and try to wonder,...

27.04.2026 40

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Shabana Mahmood’s expletive was shocking. But not for the reason you think

If all you know about Shabana Mahmood’s interview with the comedian Matt Forde, which was recorded live at a West End theatre on Monday, is that she...

23.04.2026 60

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How can you make a student happy? Drop them at university – and make a lightning-quick exit

I was driving my niece to university, and my son asked what time I’d be back, which was itself inherently sad. When they’re little and you’re...

21.04.2026 50

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After being doorstepped by a Green canvasser, I know what voters must do to keep out Reform

If there’s one thing I love more than being canvassed at local election time, it’s being canvassed when I’m at someone else’s house. I promise...

20.04.2026 50

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I went to a 25th wedding anniversary – and had a revelation about relationships

An army dude once told me, “A speech should be like a lady’s skirt: short enough to be interesting, long enough to cover the main points”, and I...

14.04.2026 40

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King Charles is due to visit Donald Trump. Here are the questions he needs to ask himself first

The most awkward thing to happen when King Charles visited President Nixon as a young man – it was 1970, the then-prince was 21 – was that...

13.04.2026 50

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