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All I Want for Christmas? Property Taxes

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, an international reserve of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Hallmark isn’t known for being the...

21.11.2024 4

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Jessica Karl

Elon Musk’s Meme Machine Goes to Washington

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a meme token of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . The “First Buddy” is at it again....

14.11.2024 80

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Jessica Karl

Trump’s New World Order Is Messier Than Ever

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a lopsided relationship of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Programming note: All the election-related...

07.11.2024 10

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Jessica Karl

Spooky Season Has Been Extended Through Election Day

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, the courageous future of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here .How is it still Halloween? And how is it...

01.11.2024 10

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America’s Hospital Network Is on Life Support

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a tall spider climbing Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . It’s kinda wild that there’s a critical...

25.10.2024 8

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Musk’s Robotaxi Fairy Tale Is Still Searching for a Happy Ending

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a sacred and private moment of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . I wonder if tonight will be Elon...

11.10.2024 9

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Jessica Karl

Oops, Putin Took Your Covid Test

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a godfather of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Well, this is awkward: In his new book, Bob Woodward...

10.10.2024 10

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Jessica Karl

Hey, Disney Adults: The Kingdom Is Magic, Not Waterproof

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a dunghill of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . I can’t believe I even have to ask this, but: In...

09.10.2024 100

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Jessica Karl

Ivy Rejects Look for Southern Comfort

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a cuckoo bananas report of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . My older sister is somewhat of a trend...

08.10.2024 100

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Pro Tip For CEOs: Don’t Romance Your General Counsel

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a consensual romance with Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . It’s October 3rd, so you know what that...

04.10.2024 10

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Jessica Karl

How the Supreme Court Can Get an A+ on Trust

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a fig leaf of Bloomberg Opinion’s legitimacy. Sign up here . The first Monday in May, as its intense and devoted...

03.10.2024 7

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The Middle East Is Reaching New Levels of Tense

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a draining slugfest of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . We’re nearly a year out from the horrors of...

02.10.2024 5

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I, For One, Welcome Our New Solar Overlords

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a valuable commodity of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Not that we needed any more Moo Deng or...

01.10.2024 5

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OpenAI Is Now Open to Making Sam Altman Very Wealthy

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, an obsession with perpetuating Bloomberg Opinion’s supremacy. Sign up here .As much as I would love to spend the...

27.09.2024 30

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You Need to Work 350 Years to Match Your CEO’s Pay

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a big flavor of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . It’s really difficult for me to imagine Boeing...

26.09.2024 8

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Return the Sausages — and the Designer Clothes

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a New York crash pad for Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Of course on one of the most decisive days...

25.09.2024 10

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What Happens to Intel’s Signature Sound if Qualcomm Takes Over?

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24.09.2024 10

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Testosterone TikTok Is Harmful to Men’s Health

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20.09.2024 8

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The Cut Heard Round the World

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a benchmark of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . The funny thing about Fed Day is that it’s just a...

19.09.2024 6

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We Live in a ‘Little Treat’ Economy

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, the so-called “associated” gas of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here. I am equal parts amazed and...

18.09.2024 6

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Assassination Attempts Are Not Normal. Don’t Let the Internet Fool You.

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a comparatively normal candidacy of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . If you told me me a few months...

17.09.2024 30

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America’s Most Alarming Deficit Is a Five Letter Word

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a parasocial betrayal of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Who do you trust less right now: Dave Grohl...

13.09.2024 30

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Taylor Swift Is So Over Trump’s Antics

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, an early-morning post-debate edition of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here .Eeek! Taylor Swift is...

11.09.2024 8

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The Least-Sexy Job, According to Gen Z

This is the Weekend Edition of Bloomberg Opinion Today, a roundup of the most popular stories Bloomberg Opinion publishes each week based on web...

01.09.2024 7

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Nvidia Had a Grand Slam Breakfast, and Investors Feel Sick

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a highly caloric breakfast of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Every time I go to Denny’s for...

29.08.2024 2

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This Is the Most Important Vibelection of Your Lifetime

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a 10-point plan of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . For those hoping this election will hinge on...

28.08.2024 3

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London’s Empty Mega-Mansions Are Hiding a Secret

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28.08.2024 8

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Bye-Bye, Brat Summer. Hello, Hot Planet Fall.

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, an over-the-top advertisement of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Last Sunday, my cousin told me her...

27.08.2024 10

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The Magnificent Rise and Fall of Iron Ore

This is the Weekend Edition of Bloomberg Opinion Today, a roundup of the most popular stories Bloomberg Opinion publishes each week based on web...

24.08.2024 9

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Jessica Karl

The Volume of Sonos Complaints Is Deafening

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23.08.2024 7

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Circle K Will Pry My Slurpee From My Cold, Dead Hands

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, just-in-time inventory management of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . In America, the convenience...

22.08.2024 6

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We’re All Susceptible to Vibe Encroachment

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, an amateur paparazzi dressed in dungarees stalking Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . If you learn one...

21.08.2024 10

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Living in a Romantasy World

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a major commodity of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here .Let’s talk about romance books. Or, more...

20.08.2024 5

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The Cucumber Economy Is Alive and Well

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16.08.2024 10

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Could Joe Biden and Fumio Kishida Join the Creator Economy?

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a newsletter giving off generational vibes much different from those of, say, Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign...

15.08.2024 10

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Chipotle’s CEO Will Bring Some Spice to Starbucks

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a dramatic shake-up of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here .Starbucks stole Chipotle’s CEO! And just in...

14.08.2024 10

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Trump Is Back on Twitter, But Are Voters?

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13.08.2024 10

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Kamala Harris Picks a Midwest Princess

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a wild reversal of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Kamala Harris picked Tim Walz! And it’s...

07.08.2024 10

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It’s Ugly Out There — But Don’t Hit the Panic Button Yet

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06.08.2024 40

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Jessica Karl

With Historic Prisoner Swap, Biden Has Mastered the Art of the Deal

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a lucky break for Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Imagine celebrating your 32nd birthday in a...

02.08.2024 30

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Jessica Karl

The US Military Runs Up Against Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson

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01.08.2024 7

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Jessica Karl

Nobody Went to the Astor Place Starbucks For Its Coffee

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, the supreme authority of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here .This week, New York City lost one of its last...

31.07.2024 3

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Jessica Karl

DEI Isn’t Putting White Dudes Out of Work

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a tactical exercise of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Something strange is happening with the...

30.07.2024 5

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Jessica Karl

Southwest Doesn’t Trust You to Pick Your Own Seat Anymore

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26.07.2024 7

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Jessica Karl

Musk’s Trump Bromance Gives Tesla Shareholders the Ick

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, the new cheese scam of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here .Let’s say you want to open a macaroni and...

25.07.2024 9

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Jessica Karl

No More Tariff King Summer, Here Comes the Brat-in-Chief

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a 365 party girl bringing back Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here .President William McKinley was a man...

24.07.2024 9

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Jessica Karl

Jack Schlossberg Isn’t the Nepo Baby We Need to Worry About

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a generational shift of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . It’s only been 10 days since Vogue...

23.07.2024 30

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Jessica Karl

Jack Schlossberg Isn’t the Nepo Baby We Need to Worry About

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a generational shift of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . It’s only been 10 days since Vogue...

23.07.2024 7

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Jessica Karl

Who’s the ‘Old Guy’ Now?

This is a special Monday morning edition Bloomberg Opinion Today — a personal sacrifice of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions, if you will. Sign up...

22.07.2024 7

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Covid to Biden — And the Rest of Us: Remember Me?

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a mini-surge of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here .It’d be real funny if President Joe Biden went on...

19.07.2024 10

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