I have fantastic news for liberals, for people in the LGBTQ community, for folks who consider themselves woke, for Democratic lawmakers and government officials and media members, one and all.

Former President Donald Trump accepted the presidential nomination at the Republican National Convention Thursday night and, in doing so, told the nation he is a man of unity!

“In an age when our politics too often divide us, now is the time to remember that we are all fellow citizens – we are one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all,” said the man who has routinely referred to Americans he doesn’t like as “vermin” or “enemies of the people.”

To every citizen, Trump – who was recently convicted of 34 felonies in a case that revolved around hush money payments to an adult film star – said, “I extend to you a hand of loyalty and of friendship.”

Thank you, Mr. Trump! As the head of the GOP, I’m sure you and your running mate, JD Vance, will now make sure every Republican is kind and welcoming to those they may disagree with. (They may want to start with some of Trump far-right extremist fans, who upon learning of Vance's wife's Indian heritage launched racist online........

© USA TODAY