Most people in Melbourne probably consider changing your coffee order about as honourable as changing your footy colours because your team are bringing up the rear in the standings this year.

We pride ourselves in our standard order – the less words exchanged with the barista the better, apparently – and we tend to think our choice of the bitter stuff sends a signal about who we are as a person.

If the option was between Iggy Pop or John Farnham, I walked away thinking, maybe I am a Sadie after all.Credit: iStock

If you’re a latte drinker you probably drive a Subaru and own a spaniel. If you’re a mocha drinker, it’s time to........

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