Soon you may no longer be able to afford health care, since Republicans have once again blocked efforts to subsidize the Affordable Care Act.

The most recent government shutdown became the longest in history because Democrats insisted on continuing to fund health care while the GOP balked. The Republicans won. America lost.

But don't despair.

When President Donald Trump's 80th birthday rolls around on June 14--which happens to coincide with Flag Day--you will be able to visit a national park for free.

See? Trump really is making America great again.

Kidding aside, most of us aren't going to mark Trump's birthday; he hasn't earned that from us. He can accept all the fake awards he wants, but he's no hero. He's a........

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