Thanks to President Donald Trump, 2025 has felt like 10 years, and if you’re not glad it’s over, you haven’t been paying attention. Our first-ever convicted-felon president has wreaked havoc in all directions while doing little, if anything, to help make the lives of non-billionaire Americans better.

If you don’t believe me, look at Trump’s poll numbers. Even the most hardcore of his supporters are disappointed and losing faith.

Because this year of Trumpian chaos has been unhinged, it seems fitting to recap it in a similarly unhinged fashion. I assembled a lengthy, though certainly not comprehensive, list of things Trump has done in 2025 and then extruded those things into an absurdly long and not-at-all chronological run-on sentence.

To make it weirder and more distasteful, I wrote it in rhyming couplets. This would be best if read along to some bouncy, Rodgers-and-Hammerstein-style music. It is bad, but certainly no worse than the year we have just (barely) survived:

Trump promised us low food prices the moment we hit day one but then that never happened and our grocery bills are not fun and he fired........

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